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# 'Pressing 4 times a second'???
Who am I? Michael J. Fox?

/nicely
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Parkinsons or not,
Watching the last few seconds of an auction, my finger is going faster than a hummingbirds wing.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# That's why God invented sniping
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# What?
Shooting the other bidders? Seems a bit excessive to me....
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Needs must
if you want that first issue of Laoded where you can see Liz Hurley's pubes
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Are first issues of Lads mags worth a few quid then?
*cleans up first issue of Front* ;)

EDIT: Fucking hell, what a waste of money!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# and THAT is why god invented bitching about sniping.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I just wait until about the last 30 seconds (make sure your clock is synched)
Then plop in my best bid making sure I have an odd number of pence after the pounds.

And that's that. I usually win.

(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Your girlfriend
must be a very happy laydeh! ;)
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# yep,
nothing a girl likes better than a constant, unchanging drumming on the clitoral hood.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha christ!
*tea monitor moment*
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# don't laugh
this is my one and only bedroom technique, appart from an early finish, bitterness and recrimination, and a lingering sense of shame and disappointment.

/knows what he likes blog
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I don't have a technique
as much as a string of increasingly strange physical contortions strung together with an attractive air of panic reminiscent of a single legionnaire left to hold the fort until the others get back.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I like this imagery.
I shall name my wee mockingstalk "Beau Geste" from now on.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I just hope the natives
don't try to take it by force!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha :D
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# No
Too busy on ebay for any of those shenanigans.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Proxy bidding FTW
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)