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# Blessed

If that's not Bindun....I'll eat Weebl's Hat. Provided it's made of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I hear His favourite is Swiss cheese...
...because its holy!

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(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Wait for it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# What a frend we have in cheeses.


Grrr. Some of the fuckwits that stay here. I just had to throw out 20 croussants as some fucktard though that was where you put your cutlery and crockery on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Is a croussant a croissaint-shaped crouton?

Or a crouton-shaped croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# No
It's a large crescent shaped blade used to call upstart young Dutch people manners:P

The little shite just grunted as I told him I was going to throw them out and to not even say sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Excuse me service industry chap.
You are there at the convenience of the customer and should not even be speaking to them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Not in my place.
My gaff my rules! O'Callaghan's. Beautiful English name!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I've had a doozy of a morning. ( apologies for words )
Just went to a site where I've arranged for an agency joiner to go in a rip out some partitions and wall panelling so it is ready Monday morning for an inspection and assessment.
I turned up, guy is sat down with the radio on drinking coke. I didn't say anything and he did not ask who I was so I continued taking some measurements and notes.
After half an hour of him not moving I introduced myself and asked him when he was starting.
"I got in at 9 but my battery has run dry on my cordless" says he.
"Have you not got a spare?" I ask.
"Oh yeah I've got 4 batteries"
"and how many are charged?" I continue to quiz him
"none" He says, with a straight face.
£24 an hour for this dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yup sounds like a contractor to me.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Jesus Christ

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# It is enough to make you cry
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hire me
I could do the same but I'll do it for £15 and you'll get the added bonus of not seeing me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# How long did it take him to find all his teeth?
For I can only assume that you cunted him in the fuck. It would be the only logical course of action left open to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# nah.
That would mean me doing the job myself and the whole point of him was to avoid that. I just informed the agency that I'll be paying him from 11am when he might be ready to work.
It's not my money. Client is paying for the prelim work I asked for so I can quote for the contract but it's still the principal of the matter. I don't accept pisstaking easily and £24 an hour to charge batteries and read the Sun is my idea of pisstaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Still ...
must have been tempting to cunt him in the fuck :)

Also I think your definition of pisstaking would classify you amongst the majority.

Just had a crappy experience with a guy who was building a flat for my grandmother. Eventually had to tell him to fuck off as I could learn how to do it and then do the stuff myself, faster than he was.

Recession won't be easy but you'd like to think that the people who are fucking shit at their jobs, won't have them for long and then decent guys will survive. Here's hoping anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Can I just say
We're not all like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# speaking as someone who is bone idle
that guy is a useless twat.

turn up to work to fucking work, damn it

why is that so hard for some people.

Surely part of his contract requires him to do actual work?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Agency mate.
You take pot luck. On a weekday I'd have sent him home but I need the rip out done for Monday and I'm not paying double for it to be done on a Sunday.
I would not mind. The Agency is owned by a friend of mine and I fitted out his penthouse apartment at Tower Bridge a few years back. The company knows I'm tight with him so I rarely get any shit from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I expect an apologetic phone call soon :)
fucking hell, there's people shitting themselves to get construction jobs who are skilled and then there's munters like that

ah well, makes life fun innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm going back soon.
And just in case I need to do it myself I'm just charging all my DeWalt batteries to avoid a big fail on my part ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# still, you don't expect to pay people to do stuff yourself
oh well, all turns out nice in the end
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# His bread is buttered
on the correct side.
Get your mate to pay him double time and make the check for 2073 - he's a Sun reader, he'll be dead by then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha, although if you push that too far
your complementary gelato maybe slightly different to what you expect...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Fortunately I don't have to say anything.
I just look pissed at them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# no offers of lemon cordial, or creamy coffee?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Not orally, no.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# wow...
that's pretty special.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You haven't seen my elephant impression:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *pulls front pockets out of his trousers for ears'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *leers*
well ding dong.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# YOu're just trying to turn it into a rhino impression:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# dual penis phwoooaaar
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Nobody messes with tasty baked goods and gets away with it
Give me his name. I'll teach him "Waste not, want a beating not".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't worry about it. I've put them on his bill.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# oh my god!
HE'S A DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Mary looks pretty fit
I would

You know, if God hadn't got there first.

Sloppy seconds and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Cheesus christ!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
yays. I used to woth for her. She is fucking tiny!
Probably just under 5 foot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# she got a luvverly voice though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Tiny squeeking mousy thing when she talks though:P
Like that little woman is POlice Academy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
i can imagine that. Does she use a megaphone to address herself right in front of Harris' face?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# No but I like to think she did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Cheesus!

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# this is acceptable behaviour
did he die for our lactose intollerances?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8668416
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)