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# Chortle
He looks like he's belming

in other news,
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# 'boke'
I was just about to go and make supper :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Jacket potato?
with creme cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Count yourself lucky.
I'm eating pasta in a creamy sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I'm going to eat pasta with a tomato-ey sauce
having sufficiently recovered from seeing jarsquatter.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I've had that described to me,
I think I can do without watching it myself
edit: Jarsquatter that is, not pasta in a tomato-ey sauce
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# i have not seen that
and i intend to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# i just saw a picture of a guy who'd been run over by a catapillar heavy machine thingy...
now i want hamburgers - my mind is broken
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# The anatomy videos I had to watch always made me want steak.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# don't look at that person who got stuck in a lathe...
not a way to die...
good way to torture someone... i mean if u was a spy or something, set the lathe to like 1RPM and tighten the chuck around their finger
...*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# i do hope it was jacket taters
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Damn
I should have had that.
Instead I ordered a pizza with brie, pepperdew and chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I wish my local pizza joint made pizzas with Brie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Buy pizza and brie,
grill for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# even better
make the mix for scones (aka pizza base) without the sugar
cook for 5 mins @ 180degrees
add tomato sauce
add dairylea slices
add cheese - two types ideally
add onion + tomato
add meat
add more cheese
add chilies
add spices
add (optional - mushrooms/pineapples)
add olive oil infused with basil
cook until golden brown
(top tip - cook the meat before hand)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Mine is easier
Phone Mr Delivery. Place order. Wait a while. Pay man who rings on your doorbell with fud.
Eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# yes but i bet that costs more than £3?
for 2x 24" pizza!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I thought I'd try it as I'm not mad for melted cheddar or mozzarella
so tend to shun pizza.
The creaminess of the brie, the sweetness of the pepperdew and the sharpness of the spring onions (I thought it was going to be chilli but it turned out to be spring onions) makes for a delicious pizza.
*starts to eat final slice*
9 out of 10
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# urkgh!
Monday is jacket potato night you cumshit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# LOL your username!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# ROTFELZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Thanks
Guess what I'm having for dinner.

THat's right. A condom. YOu've put me right off now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# You and your experiments!!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Recipe follows shortly for fetus mousse with tampon strings served in a Dutch cap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# PffftLOL (actual)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I'm just glad I wasn't having cream cheese with my tatty!
proper cheddar and spring onions will do me fine:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)