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# They say games are getting too realistic these days.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Just do like most people and just hit random buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# then you get sacked for not following the script
hard times
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Fuck the script and fruck the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Mash mash mash mash mash mash.
Playstations are gay.

Playstations are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# If it hadn't been for the Playstation you would have never played Okami.
Thus you are latently homosexual.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# i replied to you and then it wasn't there
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# And the creed and the colour and the name won't matter
were you there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# no
I'm to busy with my hammer hammering out love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land and other such modern hymn based sentiments.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# \o/
Three things last forever, they are faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love, and the greatest of these is love!

No I mustn't forgeeeet, no I mustn't forgeeeeet, to say a great big thank you, I mustn't forgeeeeet!

You can build a wall around you, stone by stone a solid ring, you can live alone in an empty home, be in charge and be the king!

/schooldays memory medley
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i only remember the bottom one
and now the swine is stuck in my head :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# You MUST remember the middle one
Autumn days when the grass is jewelled
And the silk inside a chestnut shell
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
All these things I love so well

So I mustn’t forget, No I mustn’t forget, To say a great big thank you, I mustn’t forget
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ironiclly I don't
there was one about building your home on rocks rather than sand...

michilmas daisies purple at the border.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Great dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree.
Travelled the world and the seven seas, everybody looking for something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# If you were singing that in assembly when you were young
I wish I'd gone to your school!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah I replied before I realised that I was just completely reiterating the joke.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# okami?
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Playstations aren't gay
I like them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I like the implication that if they were gay then you wouldn't like them
stop homophobic computer abuse now!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# imagine that to the tune of 'terrorists are gay' by 'the bikes'
You'd have to watch nathan barley to know what im on about.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I played one wrestling game on the PS2 about 5 years ago
within 3 minutes I had massive cramp in my hands from the convoluted controls.
Never played one since, stick to SF and Tekken that's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# favourite tekken character?
shotgun lei
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# bryan furry
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# the softer side of the cyborg

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Baek a Cake (Baek Do San)
X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,O,X,X,X

KO!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ditto hwoarang
and eddy
and the girl version of eddy
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I loved Yoshimitsu but I was no way near good enough nor had a good enough memory to pull off the complicated and cool moves.
I did manage to spin round and commit suicide simultaneously killing me and my opponent once though, which bizaarely always gives you the win rather than a draw.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# tekken moves are like jokes
you always forget the best ones
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# i like aponents

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ling Xiaoyu
Asuka Kazama
Criag Marduk
Raven
Forrest Law
Brian Fury

but I could probably take you with any character ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# oooo, yeah - asuka kazama was awesome
her yakuza kimono/bandage costume was ace.

Marduk? Eww - he was poo...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# he's a lot of fun when you get all his ground moves going
and he smashes the opponents face in to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# i just saw this
you would not. when i was at uni i won 100 games in a row against various mates and then got bored

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Yoshimitsu
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# There has never, in the entire history of gaming
been a decent wrestling game. There have been amusingly bad ones, but never a truly good one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# rumble roses was the only one i ever brought
only because it was cheap and had tits in it.

Dirtiest game ive ever played. Ironic, as it was a PG.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# if memory serves my dad had a strip poker game on the ZX spectrum
the idea of that now just makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# was it the Sam Fox one?
a game in which Poker is entirely incidental
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *shrugs*
I only glimpsed it.. I never witnessed its full splendor.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# you could crack one off five times over before the bloody thing loaded

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/reviews/919556_20041112_790screen002.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ban this filth!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# yup
the 360 one was even better

more filth:
img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/086/reviews/929261_20060328_screen004.jpg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpPNb6jbd-A

I miss that game. Daft fun. With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Soul Calliber :D
I have street fighter 3 on the dreamcast... now that's shitting difficult.

but then I've never really been that great at games... I did like wrestling games though for the hardcore matches :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'd totally do the one in the middle
if she had bigger tits
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# get her to stop the steroids
she'll soon have a wonderfully capacious belly button :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)