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# OMEGLE DRAWING THREAD
the rules are simple. you go on omegle.com/ and ask the first stranger what you should draw/photoshop. make a picture of it. mine was 'an island'
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I wish I could draw.
Stranger: PIGEONS
Stranger: raping an elderly gentleman
Stranger: but the guy's kind of enjoying it, but doesn't show it
Stranger: he doesn't want to spoil the pigeons raping session
Stranger: the pigeon wouldn't care either way, but he doesn't come across that way
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
#


They're all racist :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# not necessarily racist.
probably stupid:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Ha
Some guy just told me he's going to castrate himself with a penknife. Anonymity really brings out the weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:59, archived)
# castration with penknife
it's self-help for nonces
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# well.
that went well.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# arghhhh paradox
the loss is reducing more and more but still gets further away from profit. :S
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Someone please make that 'O' an 'S'
and delete the 'le'
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# they're mean people there!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# yeah, you have to wade through the trolls
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# You're lucky. The first thing my guy said to me was "No long haired freaky people"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# YOU JUST LOST THE GANE
lols
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# *joins*
*realises cunts I've avoided for ages have found me*

*feigns friendship*

*wishes internets breaks*

*wanks*
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I'm going to troll this so hard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# lolololol this isn't even trying:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Spy sappin' my sentry!
You: I like cheese
Stranger: OM NOM NOM
You: Mmmmmmm cheese
Stranger: Spy sappin' my cheese
You: cheese isn't just a foodstuff
You: it's a way of life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# That was you?!?!
/obligatory response
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# God even those really barely understandable computer programs you speak to are more enjoyable than this.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Cheese?!
HAHA! Ur so random! ^_^ i'm random too. SPORK PENGUINS hahahahahahalol
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Lol mine was 'your dick'
I think I got a b3tan

so have this one I did earlier

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# "What's up doc?"
"Sigh"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# "Don't say it. Just don't fucking say it!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# OK, a Canadian (or "Canadain")
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I think you have confused a Canadian with a clown who has escape from a mental asylum.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Fuck so that might not be my cousin in the spare room but a phschotic intruder?!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# is that red on him
from the stake canadian?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# that's a maple leaf!
look at my camel, and you'll understand how i can tell these things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# i got a sane answer, but sadly, I cannot draw :(
The 'stranger' quickly replied with 'a camel'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)
# that mated a Tyaradactel?
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# thats terrible
taking part that counts i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# hey now!
it has 2 whole humps!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# *tries*
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: I've just done a rather zesty poo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

/EDIT
and this...
Stranger: ImSoLuckyLucky@jsp
You: Your conversational partner has not disconnected.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: fail then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)
# there are loads of omegle threads already. stick to the challenge !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I approve of your clown.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# It was supposed to be a chinese fighter clown.
BUT I SKIPPED THAT BIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Give him squishy eyes and say he lost his arms in a fight.
SORTED.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# CLUNE CLUNE CLUNE CLUNE
Doodoodoodoodoo

It actually reminds me of Superfrog a lot, which is creepy
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Canadian?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)
# So many Canadians.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# I really hate you for making me draw with a touchpad.

Long haired freak in the rain
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Ooh, noiry
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# why is it always raining in your pics?
oops, I thought you were someone else
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# thats ace
bonus points for using touchpad
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# this is good business
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Baaaaw! You tried! Baaaaaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
# naked poop
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# poop im always naked
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:08, archived)
# we broke it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# so b3ta is kind of like an 'internet hate machine'
*grabs coat*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Less hate, more hats.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# THE INTERNET HAT MACHINE
would make a good newsletter title
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)
# whoops wrong thread !

mine was colonel sanders, famous chicken choker
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# good stuff
i think i might hand over all decisions in my life to the strangers of omegle.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)
# but arguably a sweet potato
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Looks like a pear to me.
*runs giggling as fast as virtual legs can run*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)