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[challenge entry] Morning...ish...


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(EggyBred, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS!

Is it Tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# not that bad...
...is it?
(EggyBred, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Bear in mind, it's Monday
People are still waiting for Christ to get out of bed.
Lots of anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# it looks really familar.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# awesome
my mates dad is ex-sas. a very very scary man but hilarious man. he got very upset when he play counterstrike and "ah slotted the bastard, hit him in the chest and the bastard didnae go down, fucking unrealistic piece of shite"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I know an ex-SAS type.
He was on peacekeeping duties (loosely attached) in Bosnia. After hours, him and his mates would put on Bosnian uniforms and go and help their artillery. Unlike all the Walts that reenactment seems to attract, he wouldn't say much about the job.
His friend (we're in the same reenactment group) also said he was ex-SAS. "Really?" we asked.
"Yep. Saturdays And Sundays - the TA..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Thank fuck the school holidays are over soon!
I can't believe I just had a barnie with a guest who was going to complain to the booking agent they went through and the tourist board as we served them cheese with their breakfast that had obviously been eaten by mice.
They were furious and wouldn't accept that Swiss cheese looked like that naturally. They literally shouted at me, 'Do you think I'm stupid?' to which I happily informed them that they stupidity was only outmatched my their personal arrogance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahahah
nice response
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# *phones Environmental Health*
If I was a mouse, I'd prioritise the croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# if i was a mouse i'd have clogs on
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ah, but
Can you go clip-clippetty-clop, on the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Well I declare!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# He didn't even notice the cheese holes in the mice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# haha how can people be that thick?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Fortunely I do have some apparatus that helps me detect when a customer is going to be unusually stupid.
It's called a door. No joke. If I have to explain what they need to do to get in the building or, worst case senario, I actually have to go downstairs to open it for them as it's too much of a challange I've got a fairly doing idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Next up : Raisin Toast
"No, they're raisins, not mouse droppings..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# No
THat'sm ouse shit. It's cheaper and I get perverse satisfaction watching them eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# is that the yellow thing with a red bit around the edge?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# this is a question that really shouldn't be asked
because there is no limit to the power of stupidity
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# :D
you should have shown them a picture of it on teh internets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Naaa
Stereotypical American. They were right. Facts had nothing to do with it. Normally at some point they'll feel as they are right there is A) a law against what the other person was doing, B) It would never happen in America where things were better and C) They could sue.
I have seen this so many, many times especially when they think that they can ignore the age limit as they want to stay therefore it must be against the law. THey'll then tell me it's discrimination and that it's not allowed in the US. I then as them if they have crechés or old peoples homes in America to which they inform me, 'but that's different'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# How do you recon the Swiss get the holes in them?
wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-14806.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# They knob it. Hence the phrase knob cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# fuck me :(
now I want to punch someone in the face

with a 1976 ford granada
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# the best kind of punch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I really hope you're making this up. Surely people can not be this stupid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha
lol

and

http://www.customerssuck.com/
honestly, some people are fucking beyond .. just.. beyond
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I like this one
notalwaysright.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# that one is also fantastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Welcome to Earth!
Yes, they can be this stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Oh no.
Deadly serious. It's always either Americans or younger Asians.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# i can understand people being fairly impractical, ie have difficulty working a toaster etc
but not accepting plausible argument about cheese having holes in it is a bit depressing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
this would likely give them a conniption
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Awww
You should have melted the cheese and put it in a tube to make them feel at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# heheh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)