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[challenge entry] sorry for morning digustingness factor

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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# beep beep!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *mutter* Stupid Merkins
Haemorrhoids has an A in it....

Woo to post :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# lol did they spell it wrong on the packet?
those septics...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# and 'herbs'
HAS A SHITTING H AT THE BEGINNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# please don't get me started...
IT'S PRONOUNCED ZED NOT ZEE!!!! AHHHHHH!

*buys rifle from supermarket
*climbes tower
*snipes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Although
apparently 'aloominum' IS the way it was first pronounced, being discovered by a merkin, it's only when we brought the discovery over here we changed it to 'alyuminyum'.

Obviously I'm writing phoenetically there.

Also, that could all be a load of bollocks, I can't think where I got that from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Also, Vite-amins is technically the correct pronunciation
But still. ColoUr, favoUr, all those... just damned lazy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# also:
it's 'centri-FYU-gal'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# dooty
prem-eer
and other words
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Except that doesn't even exist at all
As my scientifically trained other half insists on reminding me EVERY TIME the word comes up on tv...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# It's a word, the word exists. It is pronounced in the aforementioned way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# My argument exactly!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *high five*
Next time he says it, give me a call and I'll back you up. Two against one. Then we'll get Izzy involved. Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Izzy's already on my side
I'm teaching her to like marmite and everything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Top mummage, there!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Well it would be
If it weren't for the fact you're not supposed to give them marmite this young. Too salty apparently.

I said screw it and let her have some anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# She's YOUR baby.
To do with as you wish until she's 18. I'm 100% behind this, which is why my babies will be dressed in star trek uniforms until they're big enough to fight me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Heh heh
Found a knitting pattern for a Star Trek uniform babygrow. Am sorely tempted....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# PLEASE SAVE IT
or scan it and send me a copy. Please please please please please.


*very very serious*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# do you know how to knit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I used to, and can still a bit.
my best mate's dead hot at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Bah, is only 0-2 months
And I'm not confident enough to resize it :( Can email it to you though - gaz or FB me the best address?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I'll gaz it, two tics.
Thank you so much, lovelykins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I would dispute that
Surely the Latin vite would be "Veetay"

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# or
"witç" - "V" was pronounced as "W"
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# But the "modern" English pronunciation
when the word was first coined would have used the (incorrect) hard V.

Hey! Wait a minute.
I just rememebered.

No-one cares!

Poot Poot.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# also, happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Yes it would
But vitamins is a portmanteau of vital amines. So they're still pronouncing it wrong: it should be vite-a-meens
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Humphry Davy was Cornish, not a merkin
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Woo - Hippy Bird Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# See, I knew I couldn't be entirely right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# What I said ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# eh?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I've only been at work for two hours and i am fucked off and want to punch someone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Goosfrahbah.
Easy, tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# what happened?
my work is full of annoying folk too...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# spread marmalade on their chairs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# put dog poo in their cd/dvd drives
and wait for their computers to heat up, if they've got any.

Also, go home. This plan doesn't work if you're still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# my office mate had a clicky pen today.
I left at half two.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# You should've removed his pen and shoved it up his nose
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# he was close to going out the window.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Just find someone from HR and relieve your stress on them. They deserve it and they understand
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I used to be an HR person
and I totally agree. Bitches, the fucking lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Yes I thought you would have been the exception. :)
I honestly don't know how an entire department can justify their positions
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Go outside, somewhere secluded
Punch yourself, come back, say you were mugged, get sent home :)

(Although I'm sure there are less painful ways of achieving this)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# draw a bruise on with crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# That's never a solution

unless you work in a boxing school
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm piles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)