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# The preferred chocolate of Freemasons
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Nope, that'll be the Cadburys Wispa
/well, it is in this case...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# We don't have that chocolate here, but it looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# it's helped many a Lodge meeting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# oh yes - hehe - along with a secret handshake
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I'm making a secret milkshake
in this tiny glass
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# My handshake brings all the brethren to the antechamber
And their life, well you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Damn right it's better than yours
we could let you into the secret underground velvet trains but we'd have to charge.

*doesn't really know much about all this except the masons make damn good free pens*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# and they have aprons
possibly those ones with tits on that dads have at barbecues
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# And special masonic chocolate
a friend got married at a lodge recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Illuminutty!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# oh, now that was beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha - yes they've reached the top of the pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
office lauging out loud
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Never tried 'em
but they're everywhere here in Germany
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# You!
I just found out my grandad was a mason type, that mean I can get in?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# If you want to make the tea
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# there are ladies lodges, so yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# how much are they a night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Butlins ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Mmmmm. Ladies' lodges...
*goes off to sexah magical place*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Does this mean we get to lodge with the Ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Archie is your Grandfather?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Yes. Yes he is.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# And how is mini trelly doing today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Upstairs having a screaming fit
Which I'm ignoring cos she woke me at 1am. And 4.30am. And 7am. And 8am.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# have you tried unplugging her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I've even tried rolling the batteries around a bit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Oh dear.
Not the carpentry again? You should take her power tools away.

EDIT: Oooh anout 500 posts to my 55555th. I'll have to try and not miss this one like I did my 30k, 40k and 50k.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# No, 13th century Gregorian chant this time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# the little git
I bet it's the Adamski remix as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# that only applies to Stonecutters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Those bastards, making Steve Guttenberg a star...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# We do! We do!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# And they're making a bad job of controlling the pound
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hello - I'm an electric car
if you drive me people will think you're gay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Are Cars Electric?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Too many Gary Nueman references.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I've always wondered.
If there's freemasones where are a captured ones?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# They reside in the houses of parliment
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# They are forming the NWO as we speak
/catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Noodles With Orangina!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Not Werther's Originals!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Nine Womens' Ovaries
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Oh yes
I hear that's what the stuff the benches with.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# lolwut
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Isn't that a form of German sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# gah, don't make me hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# in nice warm bread slathered in mustard and fried onions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# stop that
/empty cupboard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# My Great Grandfather
leader of a Welsh masonic order.
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)