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# Driving a ship and don't want to be pirated?
(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# ha
I knew there would be a simple solution
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Don't let 'em in!
*advises the government*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha!
'jots down for future reference'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Sound advice from Gary Wilmot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Pirates : "Aww go-on!"
Captain: "No!"

Pirates : "Pleeee-ase"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hehehe
but they may be cunning pirates that pretend to be there to read the electricity meter then once you open the door bang the put the eye patch on and put our a cutlass
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# blow it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# good job microwave...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I guess he had to split!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# The addition of a stabby stick will sort out rogue workmen
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrr!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# pfft
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# random questions for all you b3tans
how do I make a gif file size smaller? at the moment it *gasp* 1mb
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Sharp scissors
or
Less frames.
There are a host of things. Which programme are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# gimp
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Ooh shit
I can't help you there but I'm sure some kind soul here will assist.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Do you wanna gaz it to me and I will see what I can do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# host it somewhere and post a link to it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# go...
filters menu... select animation
then optimise (difference) or optimise for gif.

Save it first under another name as optimise does strange and wonderous things.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I read that as
"how do you make a giraffe smaller?"

I was waiting for the punchline.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Feed it bonsai trees
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# GIMP?
Filters->Animation->Optimize (for Gif)

^-- That's a good start, but make sure you save a copy first. You may have to use "Cumulative" as your frame disposal if you do this.
(Jokel, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Top idea
but I still like my idea of each ship being fitted with feck-off cannons.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Sound advice.
Although the pirate's tendency to carry rocket-propelled grenade launchers could be problematic.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)