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# I'll get me coat shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# :D
this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Oh you dirty punner!!
SPANG!!!!

Also woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ZOMG, she has stolen your pun powers :O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# No Stan's weather forecasting powers are too strong
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# You haven't heard have you
He has lost his pun powers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# O noes!
was they stolen by his arch nemesis Michael Fish? Did Wincey Willis use somekind of Kryptonite?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# no, the nurses at his home changed his pills and gave him a new zimmer frame
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Maiden's older than me!!!!!
..I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# what ever you say grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Arrgghh!!
whithers-dies-zombifies-eats brains-has brains blow out by high powered rifle-body twitches-sign on b3ta-start of a new day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# That bandwagonned into oblivion last week!!
Leaving me pun-less!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# did you do a clam one?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# NO..?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it is clammy outside
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ahh!
But I did have a pun, where a man goes to the Docs with "clammy hands", but couldn't find the sources.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# How could you miss that one
That is a different pun and nothing to do with weather bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I don't know....
/old
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# "Doctor Doctor I have clammy plams!"
and he's holding a palm tree with clams on it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# You have stolen my pun powers!!!!!

THIEF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# No no I found them... that's right, found them.
on a bus - you didn't happen to lose your puns on the bus did you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Nah,
Don't use 'em...they smell of wee..I mean the drivers...
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# It's a busdriver scent marking thing
like dogs mark their territory we busdrivers mark ours it basically means "stay off my bloody bus!" ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hehehe :)
is that a lemon pie? yes it is. my brain is tired, I got it after I posted this

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Stop talking yourself
catnippp will think you are the same as him/her/it/alan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft

also, slutty compo repost
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ooooh
sheepy-nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# :)
cheers ma'am/dude
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# haha
sheeple
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# EXPLODE SHEEPLE!
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# i love this pic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# This is the only compo entry so far
that has made raise a grin. Maybe I'm just melancholoy from t'bottle...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# awwww *pats*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] that's a beauty!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
/waves cowboy hat

:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# beyhold, I am become mutton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# HAhahahahahahha cat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# please stay
this makes me laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I shall spang you twice
Once for the pun and another for making me all of the hungries.
Edit: The pan is made out of sponge so it won't hurt. I reserve it for groaners that make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Thank you sponge spang pans are the best
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)