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# ' I FIND YOUR ACE OF BASE DISTURBING'


Sorry but it's legal on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong!

Edit: in other news, HALF a tin of Big Soup is considered one serving?! In whose universe? Mini-me's?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Eric's universe.
Ignore him - he's a git.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Well I'm going to eat mine AND Eric's serving!
TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

*nyoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Don't blame Barry Christ for this problem
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# S'alright
Barry's on his way to duff up the serving police for me.

Barry Christ be praised!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# well it is big soup
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It's actually the same size as any other soup at an atomic level...
there's just more of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Isn't it the same size can
with bigger chunks of ... thing in it.
So you're actually getting less soup than 'normal' soup
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# the lying bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# There's chunks of thing in it?
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I always ensure I get at least one portion of thing a day
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# o_O
Lucky Mr Joliet...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
the possibilities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You could eat all the soup in the world,
and it would still not be a meal!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# It's OK
I'm having a Galaxy Caramel to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# That's quite normal, I can eat most of those supposed '2-3 servings' in one go
and no, I'm neither fat, american or the moon
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I am fat
which is why I'm eating soup and was disappointed to find that my 102 calorie lunch was, in actual fact, a 204 calorie meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# fuck calories i'm about to eat a grilled cheese and ham sandwich
i'll be able to travel by rolling by next year
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Be careful or you'll get a Rawhide!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# having to count calories doesn't sound like fun :(

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Count grams of fat instead...
less than 30g a day = slim loveliness.

Until you lose the plot a bit and start eating chocolate by the bucketload...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I don't have to count. I'm not THAT lardy!
Just being aware of what I'm putting into my body. 1 tin of Big Soup or a mayonnaise sandwich with a couple of flakes of tuna from the sandwich shop... hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# STOP, Vader time!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hehehe
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# all that he wants is another saber
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# no it's not...
I've had the technical boffins look at that pic of the bloke on the tube.

here's what he was really doing

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# upsidedown razzle?
maybe the angles make it more interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# the readers' wives look less saggy
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I see that and see someone using a copy of razzle to try and hide a copy of the daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha
that classic razzle cover!

Reminds me of these chaps

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)