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(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# wheeeeee!
hahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Oh my!
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Very angry-looking shitcat
(Guizmeaux, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Mmm, lovely!


In other news: WE'RE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Who is?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Myself and the lovely Earl Otterby
We're having a mini-mini-bash. IN DERBY and everything.

Edit: Not so much disappointed as a little bit bored and upset that b3ta can't be the answer to everything. Well, entertainment at all hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh, sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Yes. Yes, it is
We've just been to see some excellent music, and have now had the obligatory chips/kebab. Life is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# you have eaten kebab?
how drunk are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# It was lamb shish!
It was LOVELY, and no, not even close to that drunk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# i only ever have kebab when i'm drunk
that said, i haven't had one for about 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# We aint done nuffink innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# You lie!
YOU LIE

Why do you lie like that?!

Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# WHY YOU NEVER CALL?
YOU BAD SON! YOU BAD SON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Also, hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hello miss :D
How's yourself and the Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I'm good, strangely tired but also strangely content :D
The prof, I assume, is his usual awesome self- he just played a cracking gig tonight so is still in town soaking in the adulation (Edited because he's not an adulterer or a chemical mix) and having a few well earned beers
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Sweet.
Would have loved to have been there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# You should definitely get over here for one of them
That said, I think I've convinced them to play the Derby bash this year so that's a perfect opportunity for you...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# We'll see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Yeah, I've already had the chances of that explained to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Shut it you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# NEVER!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# LEAVE B3TA ALONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# *smears mascara*
*wears duvet over head*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# phwoar!
wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# May I explain?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# The only thing that scares me more than that performance
is how he took his new 'fame' as a positive thing afterwards.

Watching his channel videos you'd think he'd been Brit's right hand fag hag
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# haha
I forgot about this guy, and the origins of LEAVE xxx ALONE

'youtubes'

can't tell if that's a bloke or a ladybloke
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's neither
Pity it or kill it. With bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I love the idea of pity through bricks
I'm SO sorry!!
'lobs brick'
SEE??!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# It means I love you
...wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# GBH is a sign of affection
'avoids making a Rihanna/Tina Turner joke'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# you should choose better company
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# that cat is wonderful
it looks like a pompous ex-raf-type person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahah
I think you totally just called Pasanonic a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i did, didn't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# RAF?
are you fucking mental woman? Why would you insult me so?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# YES.
He has a serious expression on his face. Top notch, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
fuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Bloody hell that's one evil shitcat you got there
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# MEOW-PARPPAPRPRPRPRPRAPRPRPRP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# haha
great source too
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# *Ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# This actually happened to a friend of mine,
old cat, bum sick, cat was trying to look at it's own ejaculation...

nuff said.

It sounded awful...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# SHIT!...
...we are not cleaning that up..... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:40, archived)
# oh wow!
just found this and I can't look at it now other wise I will start laughing again.. fucking wonderful.. Ahhahahaa!

the expression is perfect :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)