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# Hollywood remakes...pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I remember Love Thy Neighbour
it was really quite shite even in it's day and by today's standards sheesh I can't even watch without cringing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# My brother bought the box set acouple of years back
I got through one episode.

There's only so many exchanges of:
"Stupid nignog"
"Racist honkey"

you can sit through before you're reaching for the knitting needles to take out your eyes and ears
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha lolracism
they were scraping the barrel back then, it was the era of The Comedians, The Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club and Bernard Manning - comedy has never been so dire!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Gurn Trek actually represents a new low for entertainment as a whole

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Simon pegg is looking a little worse for wear at the back
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# 'Sfunny...
...how you never see it re-run on UK Gold eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah really quite bizarre that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# heh
they're too busy showing A Touch of Frost

which is like watching a dead person dreaming of being in a coma
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# On ITV a couple of years ago they started
showing Mind Your Language again.

That was fucking horrendously racist also.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yeah I remember that
god only knows what they were thinking back then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# See also Curry and Chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# But you can't
it's been sealed in one of those containers they use for nuclear waste and buried somewhere off the M6
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I fucking hate both of them
stupid shitfucks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# woo!
This could almost as made as Neighbors, with belushi and Akroyd.

"I know, we'll make Belushi the straight man. It'll be hilarious!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Harold Bishop's had a heart attack, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Nooooo!
Did he ever get his memory back?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# he can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Maybe he lost his marbles thread
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# oooo now
perhaps the thread deletion was actually part of the post

it takes posting to a whole new art-form

*spooky musics*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# IIAAAAAANN SMIIIITTTTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Black and White Minstrels FTRW
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Arf, arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Not The Farelly Brothers...
Up there with Judd Apatow on the 'who actually thinks these fuckers have any talent?' scale.....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I just checked their imdb page,
they are actually currently producing a film called Walter the Farting Dog :( I did enjoy Kingpin though :D

On the subject of Judd Apatow, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Pineapple Express and You don't mess with the Zohan. Although, having said that, I love shit films :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# You know you're on a losing ticket when you cite
"You don't mess with the Zohan" as a means of enhancing someone's creative credibility. Actually, that filum fails twice over, since it has that wretched oxygen thief Adam Sandler in it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)