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# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# He bought a new battery
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hehe
Anyone see the cartoon in Metro yesterday? There was two people looking at Stephen Hawking, and the caption was "Have they tried turning him off and on again?"

I spent five seconds in abject confusion believing I'd found some kind of paper version of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha
that was in Metro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I saw it too
I think they got a few angry letters over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
That makes it better still
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Yep. Found a scan:
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Caitlin Moran posted about taht
with the mixed emotions of "wish i'd thought of it, but glad i'm not the poor sod who might get sacked for it"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Ooh they are gonna get slated.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I posted that joke on here yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Well it was in Metro yesterday.
J'accuse you of plagiarising a free newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Well I didnt say where I got the joke from :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# i dunno
i think the metro's as legitimate a "news"paper as the star or the sport
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I was on an airplane Monday at 7 am
plane was still at the gate, having issues. Mechanic said, "Let's turn off everything and restart."

So they rebooted the plane.

And it fixed the problem.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Haha
I'm gonna try that next time I get ill.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# damn straight he has mo'

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# H aha ha!
I fucking loved that program :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# this^
nothing to do with the way young ladies bottoms wobbled rather attractively as the were bounced around prior to hitting the water.
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# Well that was fun, but I much prefered
the old people who couldn't even get onto the first pad :D

However, I am still not sure why exactly they had to film it in Argentina.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Yeeee Haaaa!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)