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[challenge entry] Sports day was a popular event in the Police Training Academy

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# SWING BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER SERWING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I really want to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# haha me too
Sloane Peterson (Mia Sara) in those boots!

edit: ZOMG she's done the nudes!
edit 2: and bizarrely now looks like Matthew Broderick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Needs more bruised hippies.
Mind you - everything needs more bruised hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# heavy, man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Bloody hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# even the kettle hates me :(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# "Whe-hee! Oi kilt da hippy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
*throws 'peaceful' protester*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# baaaadderrrup
steeerike!

*doesn't know anything about baseball*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's like rounders for BMX bikers
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# it's the opposite of bowling
three strikes in a row in bowling = good.

three strikes in a row in baseball = shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# American Rounders
not to be confused with American Netball or Handegg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I know for some reason
it's used as a metaphor for how "far" you got with a young lady...
we should use cricket Euphemisms instead I think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Caught in slips.
Leg Before Wicket.
Silly Mid Off.
Up The Wrong'un.

Yep. This could work. I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# a quick tickle round the side
it got big on him very quickly
just short of a length

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# she's a left handed spinner if ever I saw one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# "... I had her 126 for 4 last night..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I bowled a maiden over
/1920s blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# googly?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# was going to hit her for a 6
but I accidentally knocked my bails off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I set off too soon and got myself stumped
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# she won the toss
and elected to field... if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It was all going well until I tickled a ball down to long leg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Ahhh, rain stopped play for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# it looked like it was going to be a great over
but she said the light was bad...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Aah, you got caught out on a sticky wicket, me laddo.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I know
we used to go 5 days in the Oval when we were younger...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I got 5 byes when a ball hit the helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# she let me "tour Australia"
... he he he - I'm liking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I got caught out when I squirted one out across the covers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# did he take it on his knees right in front of slip?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# or did you hole out on a grassy strip?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# THAT'S NOT CRICKET!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Peering down the corridor of uncertainty, were you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# you should have pulled it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I attempted the sweep, but didn't realise it was a full toss
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I was too wide
and got given no ball
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# The Kentucky Black-Shirts, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# lolwut?
source - upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Carl_Crawford.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well, it was a very poor attempt, I'll grant you.
Something not the Red Sox, more southern, racist and.... I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# You'll have to forgive me, I know nothing at all about my subject matter
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Google says Tampa Bay Rays
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Well, that's nice of Google.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)