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[challenge entry] :D

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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Good moaning!
EDIT: I'm clicking this too. I like it and feel the need to express this like by way of the handy little button.

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# why thank you!
would you like some sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Oui! Je voudrais une saucisson!!
Erm... le chien est sur la plage...

baguette...

Eric Cantona...

er...

parlez vous anglais?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# "you want a sausage"
"the dog is something something beach?"

Im crap at Frence
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I'd like a sausage.
the dog is on the beach.

bread.

Violent pseudo-poet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Madame, tes yeux est comme les lapins mort, et ta bouche est comme une vieux raisin dans le nuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *completes*
I have no idea what you just said, but keep talking French to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# 'lady, your eyes are like dead rabbits and your mouth is like an old grape in the dark'
I don't know. I like constructing odd French sentences.


Er... le trente novembre c'est mon anniversaire, j'ai vingt-quatre ans et j'ai recu rien des cadeaux par vous. C'est triste.

That might all be a bit wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I'm going to try that one on Lady Doom when I get home, in my best sexy Fraunch acczent...

EDIT: The thirtieth of November is my birthday, I'll be 24 years old... erm... something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# maintenant j'allez pour un cigarette.
That's wrong, I know it is, but meh.

(edit: 'and I've never received a present from you. It's sad.' but it's all wrong so don't worry. I'm shite at French now. Didn't used to be.)

also, I'm already 24. Big grown up girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Wait, I'm going for a fag...
I'm better at French* than I thought!


*guessing

EDIT: To be fair, I've never met you, so a present would be a little overboard.

Maybe this year though... If I get pressies for my birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it's entirely understandable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I'm 26 in almost exactly a month
DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 26 is a great age
I remember it like it was 10 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# 28 'round about Derby bash time...
DO NOT CARE.

the numbers don't bother me, it's the grey hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Listen carefully, for I shall only say this three times :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hawhihawhihaw!
Nice one - timely for my pea

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ahahaah
I was pissing by the door when I 'eard 2 shits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# haha! Ace.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ooooh Rene
*ravishes in cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)