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# Hahahaha
This even makes ME want to join the police force :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# you want to ride a lizard?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# It's a raptor
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# 99% sure
a raptor is a kind of lizard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# WRONG:
it's a soft cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# its vision is based on moonwalks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# it has an endoskeleton made of
adam ant ium
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :P
A raptor is actually a bird.

A velociraptor was a type of dinosaur, which doesn't necessarily make it a lizard.

/not as pedantic as tribs but very nearly blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# i looked it up the other day if scientists had finally agreed whether dinosaurs were cold or warm blooded
they're still arguing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yeah
once they decide they stop getting paid to argue.

It's a bit of a disincentive...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Sorry but
Whilst raptors and lizards are in the same class (Reptilia), they are different Orders:

Lizards (Order: Squamata, Suborder: Lacertilia)
Raptors (Superorder: Dinosauria, Order: Saurischia, Suborder: Theropoda)

Isn't wikipedia lubberly?


(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# you don't?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'd only fall off
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# half the fun is falling off
then seeing if you can climb back on before you get eviscerated.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# and be eaten
raptor riding is something you have to be born good at, cos you can't practise it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# This and LAZER POLICE makes me want to hide in a shelter and not come out.
Until I've found some guns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Have you tried smashing any wooden crates you come across
or going in any rooms you've not previously been in and scanning the middle of the floors?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# or bumping into any odd coloured sections of wall and grunting?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# or USEING the LAMP on the SWITCH
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Or murdering anyone that runs towards you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Too busy telling people they can't cure bee sting allergies with hypnosis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)