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# Has there ever been a more gimpish, untalented one trick pony ever to grace ur scree....
... Oh, Jason Statham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# at least some of his tricks
attempt to be impressive...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# you have a point there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Crank was an interesting pile to pass the time
for its ludicrousness if nothing else.

(Corrections to the above will be made and posted below by my team of proof readers).
They are over worked and very unhappy with their lives. :)
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# personally, I blame the endless list of shite films he's made.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# nonsense, he's done some great stuff, like The Transpor...oh, wait, now I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I was all excited about Death Race when it came out
as I'm a big fan of the original. But, no. No. Why? No. Just wrong, all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Only worth watching for McShane
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# See also:
Everything with Ian McShane.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha, quite
/although Deadwood had an impressive supporting cast
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Lovejoy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Yep, even Lovejoy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ah, that's true, he's likeable in it.
but I found the concept annoyingly disloyal to the original and to the comic. Statham is becoming a symbol of low-budget action movies with poor script and plot, and with three compulsory scenes were he shows his muscles while doing pointless chin-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Tesco Value Van Damme?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
precisely... or a Seagal duplicate sans ponytail.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# you've inadvertendly written his CV right there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I shudder to think which scripts he rejects.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# anything without
chinups
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# they kind of missed the point didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# the content of the film would suggest that they didn't have it to begin with
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# there is a hard lesson which we all must learn
remakes of well known films are seldom any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I would agree with this.
If they do a remake of the Man with Two Brains with Russel Brand, then I'm going to do my best to kill the human race off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# if you could do this
BEFORE they make any such film that would be good.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i quite like Jason Statham
silly films for when i'm in a silly mood.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# then wait for this....
www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

fuck yes!
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ^this
that american accent he tries to do in teh transporter series is just painful....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# surely -
teh "seemingly endless' transporter series?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hehe, yup!
the first, aside from stathams crappy accent, was passable, two was stupid and three was just plain appalling.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# He needs to finish the coursework to graduate from the Christian Bale School of gruff elocution
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pff
It's no worse than an American actor trying to do a british accent
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Exception: Robert Downey Jr.
Thank the lord.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Gary Oldman does a top notch American accent in Leon.
So there are the odd exceptions that prove the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Quite so.
he's also gloriously mad in that filum.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
#
in that most of his films
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Verily, sir.
You speak nought but truth herein.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Daniel Day Lewis?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *ponders*
Yep, I'd go with that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Bob Hoskins as well
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)