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(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# first big laugh of the day
nice one bravva
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# cockney cockend in cockney cockend outrage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Has there ever been a more gimpish, untalented one trick pony ever to grace ur scree....
... Oh, Jason Statham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# at least some of his tricks
attempt to be impressive...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# you have a point there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Crank was an interesting pile to pass the time
for its ludicrousness if nothing else.

(Corrections to the above will be made and posted below by my team of proof readers).
They are over worked and very unhappy with their lives. :)
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# personally, I blame the endless list of shite films he's made.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# nonsense, he's done some great stuff, like The Transpor...oh, wait, now I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I was all excited about Death Race when it came out
as I'm a big fan of the original. But, no. No. Why? No. Just wrong, all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Only worth watching for McShane
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# See also:
Everything with Ian McShane.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha, quite
/although Deadwood had an impressive supporting cast
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Lovejoy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Yep, even Lovejoy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ah, that's true, he's likeable in it.
but I found the concept annoyingly disloyal to the original and to the comic. Statham is becoming a symbol of low-budget action movies with poor script and plot, and with three compulsory scenes were he shows his muscles while doing pointless chin-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Tesco Value Van Damme?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
precisely... or a Seagal duplicate sans ponytail.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# you've inadvertendly written his CV right there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I shudder to think which scripts he rejects.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# anything without
chinups
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# they kind of missed the point didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# the content of the film would suggest that they didn't have it to begin with
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# there is a hard lesson which we all must learn
remakes of well known films are seldom any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I would agree with this.
If they do a remake of the Man with Two Brains with Russel Brand, then I'm going to do my best to kill the human race off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# if you could do this
BEFORE they make any such film that would be good.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i quite like Jason Statham
silly films for when i'm in a silly mood.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# then wait for this....
www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

fuck yes!
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ^this
that american accent he tries to do in teh transporter series is just painful....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# surely -
teh "seemingly endless' transporter series?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hehe, yup!
the first, aside from stathams crappy accent, was passable, two was stupid and three was just plain appalling.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# He needs to finish the coursework to graduate from the Christian Bale School of gruff elocution
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pff
It's no worse than an American actor trying to do a british accent
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Exception: Robert Downey Jr.
Thank the lord.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Gary Oldman does a top notch American accent in Leon.
So there are the odd exceptions that prove the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Quite so.
he's also gloriously mad in that filum.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
#
in that most of his films
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Verily, sir.
You speak nought but truth herein.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Daniel Day Lewis?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *ponders*
Yep, I'd go with that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Bob Hoskins as well
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# gertcha! let's all ave a right cockney tear up saahn.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# office Proper Laugh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ha!
I once saw one of his films, I think it was called "A right old barrel of cockney shananigans". It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# you must be fick or summink
it was called YOU FACKIN MUPPET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# AVE A BANANA!
knees up mavva brahhn
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# yor 'avin a larf ainchya?
cor blimey luv a duck and so on and tediousness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I can't stand him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# then you need the new Danny Dyer bamboo support frame
its lightweight, sturdy and folds away when not in use
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# No, i just need him to go away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I don't know who this is
I take it that's a good thing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# More than you can possibly know, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I have googled
I am none the wiser
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# imagine if you will
the bad bits of Eastenders condensed into human form... now remove the subtlety.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Bad 'bits'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# those bits from the opening credits until the end credits
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, and the opening credits
And the closing ones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# aside from the drumming
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# doof doof doof doofdoofdoofdoof
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# imagine if you will
if a 4 year old was asked to pretend to be a grownup for money. Imagine the exaggerated and uninformed burblings and lack of finesse such a performance would likely entail... now take this image and replace the 4 year old with Danny Dyer and the grownup with "cockney geezer hardman wideboy gangster"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Ladies & Gentleman, if I may draw to your attention:
Virgin 1, Wednesday at 22.00hrs:

"Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men".

Edit: Programme synopsis:

Actor Danny Dyer continues his series of interviews with some serious hard men, including gangsters, former terrorists and elite forces specialists.
Here he meets Barrington Patterson, renowned for his merciless approach to cage-fighting and kick-boxing and a man who has been known to seek the occasional street fight with hardcore football hooligans.
The martial arts legend also puts his skills to use by working as a doorman in his home town of Coventry.

Need we say more?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Edit: may be rescheduled for 5pm if Danny's Mum calls him in for his Tea


edit: 'Barrington Patterson' sounds like a cohort of Chuffer Dandridge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Barrington Patterson?
Yup, I'd learn cage fighting if that was my name
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *continues LOLing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Britain's Fightyest Nonces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Danny Dyer's People Who've Seen The Krays
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Tumble Dryers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Frequent Flyers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# There's a whole image challenge brewing right here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# A week of his face though?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Unused Tyres
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Tall Church Spires
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Genital Fires
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Electric Fires
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Commerical Vehical Hires
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Funeral Pyres
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Effusive Liars
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Worn Out Pliers
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Deep Fat Fryers
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Redundant Squires
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I'm loving these :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Off-Key Choirs
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Flaying Mike Myers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Career Expires
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Perpetual Sighers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Danny Dyer's different length wires
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Tesco Value Buyers
.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Burning Pyres
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# He's a not-a-very-good-actor.
Quite easy on the eye though.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# He was in Human Traffic
Which was a very good film, and he did a good job in it. He might also have been in a football hooligan film - Football Factory? If it was him, he was alright. He's never stood out as a bad actor to me. He's certainly not in the Sean Bean school of Overacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# he's done some films... not many of them have been good...
I personally thought Human Traffic was a good film and that he wasn't dreadful in it...

he's also done TV stuff about ... football casuals and things I think. He's a bit of a caricature of himself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Been a few years


since i pearoasted this one

*goes back to lurking*
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Aha!
Well ninja'd, that man....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)