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Hello lovely *hug*

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Extremely hungry, pissed off, waiting for someone to annoy me enough

so that I don't feel too bad for venting.

If anyone feels like being made to feel like an abject, dickless faliure then by all means, step right up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

*prods gingerly with looooooong stick*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

*waves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

You're volunteering?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Yus, as I already qualify on one out of three anyway

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

No, I like you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Ah ok

Can I help in other ways? Bring food perhaps?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Yes please :-(

don't worry, only 5 hours to go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

You sure?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I could do with losing some more

*has dropped her target weight another half a stone* so no worries.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

Not a good way to go about it though :S

Ah well *superenhuggleifies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's not like I can do much else.

I'd eat if there was something to eat. Anyway, cigarette.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

I can offer two of the three...

...

...

...

How very od / B3ta that people are queueing up to receive a emasculating tirade from a normally lovely lady in Buckinghamshire.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

*prods*

*prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods**prods*

*prods**prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods*
*prods*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

She's not a fucking unexploded firework.

"Remember: Never return to your Captain after lighting."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

oh I think you'll find she is

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

What kind? A catherine wheel? A roman candle?

Or one of those massive ones which just makes loads of noise.

Really must learn more firework varieties

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

why are they called Roman Candles?

I can't imagine the Roman's invented them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Maybe when you put them in the box they all try to have sex with each other.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

you are thinking of illegal immigrants

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

I never put illegal immigrants in a box together.

What are you implying?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'm a

[unflattering adjective] [synonym for prostitute] with [possibly a mental disorder or perhaps we'll go for venereal] bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I think you are a fiery fun lady

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

That's lovely of you.

I'm just saving time for others.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

GO GET EM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm having a fluffy day despite hangover and random joint pains - check the sig

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Bless you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

See fireworks metaphors again!

The fiery fun lady, it would spin around with massive flames licking out of it like it was doing a 'whatever those spinning ballet moves are'.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

pirouette.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Thank you.

I could only think of a plee-a, which even then I can't spell.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Plié?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

Plie.

*suprisingly, did ballet for many years*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

That is quite surprising yes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

pirouette always makes me think of this...

xkcd.com/162/

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

I'm eating Sushii

It's very very good. It's not a nasty supermarket one. It's from Yoshinos. Mmmm.

(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

YUM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

damn you, sir, damn you!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Does it come with shut up sauce?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Nah.

Oh look. Miso soup. Mmmm.

(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

*blows kisses from afar*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Vent at me in a gaz, if that will help

*hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

I don't really want to

I want to point out to someone what a cunt they are, but the only few I can see on here are well aware that I think they're pricks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

I am a cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Fuck off are you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

I am a right cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I'm a left cunt

maybe we should join up and become a tunnel of cunt.

we could take that shit on tour.

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Is it me?

You've got to get to the back of a very long queue to tell me that one...

(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I barely know you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Well, Once you get to know me, then.

In addition.

Can you draw? Yes you can, very well!

So Fuck'em.

(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Eh? What?

What's going on? Thanks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

I already am one so I'll just let someone else enjoy the joy of that today

*saunters off pissed off at everything*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

you'll be wanting /qotw

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Nah, every time I go on them

lonely bitches that look like half-squeezed chew toys get all upset.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

i was backed into a corner

staring about at the hostile faces around me and then you hugged me and i felt... funny. What is this feeling?

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rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

dry bumrape...

you'll get used to it in time...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)