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# I would.
I think she's sexy as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I wouldn't
shes not for me.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# How sexy IS Hell?
I mean, sure, it's got the red dude with the goatee beard and the pointy stick, but as decor goes it's hopelessly outdated.

I think somewhere like a sauna or an elicit treehouse is far sexier.

/May have spent too much time on QOTW this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *elicits treehouse*
Sorry, puerile I know, but I'd love to be able to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I am uber-tired today. What is the word I am looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# illicit I think
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# thank you
I couldn't for the life of me see what was wrong...

pedant skills... fading...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# unless you wanted to bring forth a tree house...
but even then your grammar would be out :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *conjures*
AlakaaaaaaaZAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# illicit
...the opposite of "licit" which is something allowed, related to "licenced".

Whereas "elicit" means to draw/pull something into existence -- often a verbal reply from a person, but I don't see why I can't just pull treehouses into existence too...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# spelling piss :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# gah! orthographic micturation!
I have defo had too much caffeine today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# thank you
I couldn't for the life of me see what was wrong.

Also - thank-you-self-mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *bows politely* it was fun; you're welcome!
any time!
all the time!
incessantly!
ad infinitum!
ad nauseum!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# breadknife?
artichoke?
scantily?
misanthrope?
garibaldi?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# lycanthrope :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# cheeseboard
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Scuse Me Sonic
Did you catch my Gig at The Treehouse on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# An actual gig or are you angling for a special review...?
If it's the latter, I should warn you, there WILL be typos! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Jennifer Saunders for defo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# pissage
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# it's good for the hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# and there's plenty to go round:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'd rather a big, gorgeous, soft lady
than a titless hat stand. If I had to choose, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
top marks for "titless hatstand"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# If I'm leaping off the top of a wardrobe at someone, I want a soft(ish) landing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Small wardrobe?
Tall ceiling?
Are you short?

Sorry, it just made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# no, no, yes, it was more for comedy imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Then it worked
I like short ladies, they are easier to sweep off their feet... even if you do have to bend down further to do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I don't know if 5ft3 is considered short
we've got some right midgets on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I hope I meet Lucy Porter one day so I can pick her up and squeeze her.
Though I imagine I'd probably see her again in court after that anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# The little funny one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
Yes
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# She's got nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Are you another tall person?
If so how do you cope with doorways?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# No.
I walk under them.

Lucy porter is only 5 foot though and really really tiny, so I could still lord about like a godking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahah
*agrees*

I shall endeavour to use it in the same sentence as 'arsehat'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# So it's not you taking all the top models from me?
who can it be?
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)