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# in out, in out
kick them all about.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Merry happiness!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# why thankeeeee
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# happy flaming candle day!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# quick get the fire blanket, its caught onto my hair!!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Day!!!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# YAY!!!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Congratulations on being OLD.
:)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I'm not old,
I'm mearly more experienced.
And everyone from sexy ladies to potential employers are looking for experience.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# happy having the foresight to sign up to a website day ;)
be here more. I insist.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I am trying
haven't you seen the almost double figure amount of posts I've made the last couple of weeks?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I've spotted you delurk a few times
but I never know who's being a childish cunt and not speaking to me from day to day ;)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i always speak to you
i'll speak to anyone who might inadvertently say something kinky ;)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# inadvertantly you say?
how very dare you? Over my knee :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# YIPPEE!
*bends over, revealing frilly gym knickers*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I say!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# oh come on
everyone knows i'm a slut ;)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Hey I'm the B3ta slut
I shall not be out slutted!

Quick to the pussy wagon.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!
don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid!

*prepares for a slut-off*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# What was that?
Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# pah!
some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha, you pair of shameless tramps.
I love you both.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *wipes mouth*
why, thank you!
*dribbles suspicious white substance*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# why?
what happened now?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Oh nothing to worry about.
I'll be offending the pious and pompous for a long time to come ;)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Jolly good
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Just cos it was your candle day a few days ago doesnt mean you can get angry at other peoples needless day
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I'm not angry.
Is that not an accurate description?

I thought it was quite witty ( when Mictoboy or Mongy ( I forget which ) said it before I stole it )
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# If they didnt have a candle you'd probably moan at them for being a cheapskate :P
:D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I've never said a word to anyone not donating.
In fact i don't encourage it, especially if you are me and get banned ;)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# LOLS! :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# are you pompadouring again then?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You better believe it buddy
I'm importing pomaid from the good old US of A, other hair care products are available.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hell yeah
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# As seen in such badges as the "Sexy B3tans with snacks in their mouths club"
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ...is card-carrying member!
100% fact.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# That doesn't look like pom no matter how much I look at it.
I also don't want to know what it's comprised off in that case.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# the candle?
I think you may be looking in the wrong area.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# PORNAID.
YOU'RE PUTTING PORNAID IN YOUR HAIR!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# No
that was just a one time deal, it was an accident. I didn't know that it was a german bukkake fest I was walking into, I thought it was a wine bar.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# How could you even make the mistake?
You're not supposed to spit at a german bukkake fest for one!

Has confused wine bar with wine tasting again
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Spit!?
I nearly gagged.




nearly
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday

(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Thanks me ol' china plate
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# ohh happy day!
(hopefully this should work)

cake?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Yay
my favourite kind, mmmmmmm wank and shit.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)