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# No wonder he never got laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'd have done him
Christopher Reeve was FIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ..and now you're sterile too
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Harumph!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Black forest gateaux
Why do you never see this any more? It was the dessert of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ^^^this.. a lot of this.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# He never got laid - He never got head!
Just one blow job would leave her with the same entry exit wound as Kurt Cobain.


inaddition (after 12:21 lols): Frank Skinner's joke was the best for this.

Her: What colour?
Him: Pink?
Her: Anything else?
Him: Are you going to have that shit now or later?

(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *Mallrats high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I came up with that myself and then saw it on Mallrats :(
Hate it when that happens. It’s an obvious one mind you.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# haha
ever time I see her it reminds me of the episode of Family Guy she goes mental in
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Lois looks like she's be using 'Brand X'
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
feeding the pony could be messy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Parrot's tongue! hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Parrots tongue! Hahah
They feel really nice. My parrot had a beak of evil, but he was soft as anything with me. Kept licking my hand!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# "Are you going to have that shit now or save it 'til later?"
/Frank Skinner blog
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# And pissflaps like saddlebags...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)