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Nice arms and posture

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

OI, you, shitweasel

he's a designer, he doesn't work in the factory.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

pfffft shitweasel :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

pissvole's another good one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Velcro-face.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Take that back. I'm a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Isn't that the point?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Of me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Your point is to be taken back?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I've never had a point, I've got a ladygarden with a well in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

Has the well ever had a small boy trapped at the bottom of it?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Once, but the doctors got him out before he started to decay.

And then there was this one time....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Phew! As long as he wasn't rescued by Sting...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Sting: Singer, Trudie Shagger, Miscarriage Stopper....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

...Twat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Fuck you, Nibes.

*hurt*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

*sniff*

he told me to say it

*points*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

That's a fire extinguisher, chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

but it had such a pretty face

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

That'll be why it's a sticky fire extinguisher, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

lute molester

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

BAD mental image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

What?

The man released and album of lute based songs. He is on the cover FONDLING a lute.

He must be stopped.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

*shouts into it*

HELLO!

*waits for echo*

*waits*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Oh, vaggy

that doesn't work on normal girls, only the ones you've encountered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

Oh.

And I was SO hoping you weren't normal.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Only vaginally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

*comes into the conversation late*

WHERE are you taking Captain Wow and are you using GEL?!

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Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Yes of course I am and no I'm not.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

that sounds like it should be on an engine

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

i have no idea what you just said

I am confused by the reasoning behind your mental-anguish inducing jibe

you are mean

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

MR WOW DOESN'T SMELL OF BAWWOONS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

ah, that

I wasnt implying that - i just assumed that anyone working in the baloon industry has to handle them regularly - oo-err

Just like i smell of polygons and vertices.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Nah, occasionally he goes to do quality checking

but mainly he just sits in his office being stressed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Can I have a balloon? I'd like one.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

I'll see what I can do

you can have my one with the war bee thing on it, that's quite cool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

are they rubber baloons

or those shaped foil ones you see in gift shops?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Rubber, or at least, that's the only type he's ever provided.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

It's a date.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Very much so.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

The page cannot be found.

*holds hand in front of face* spit it out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

*edits*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

I may have seen that

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Nothing like take a shower with someone :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Nothing like it for being terrifying, you mean.

DANGER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Provided it's a big shower.

Don't try it in the bathroom of a cheap hotel room.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

But, JollyTits, hamsters don't shower.

You are a hamster, right?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Only a Hamster if there is ample clevage available.....

...for transport, of course.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

especially if it's someone elses room

and you've just entered it by mistake

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

*points to back of head*

almost broke this doing exactly that. Sliiiiiidephweeeeebonk*cries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I have a mahoosive walk in shower, big enough for a foursome

But that would require finding 3 people up for it. Just finding 1 is proving tricky enough ;P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Oooooh, hark at Richie Rich.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

I wish :(

More to do with the rents buying a blank canvas of a house needing a complete interior renovation.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

I don't even have a shower, I've only got a bath.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Baths can be just as sexy or much more relaxing though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

You knows it

I have at least an hour-long one every day. Mmmm, jacuzzi thing and bath pillow and music and incense and cannabis. Nom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

o_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Oh great...

Now I'm going to go hmoe with the raging horn, and Lady Doom is going to be all "here, I'm knackered, you can look after the baby for a while" and I'll feel really inappropriate.

Thanks Jack.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

It's your fault for babbying her up.

Bring the baby to Aunty Wow's, I'll look after her for a night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

*phones ahead*

Baby's in the car ready to go...

Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...

Then a good hour and half to your place...

And back...

Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I meant a whole night, you can pick her up tomorrow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Woohoo!

No giving babby spliffs though... that's mummy and daddy's job.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

I would never get a baby stoned.

They can't even SAY Jehovah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

But they can THINK it...

and you can see it in her little eyes...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

I wish to see more pictures, she's a gorgeouskins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

*obliges*

tinyurl.com/cmvkbr

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

She's beautiful, you lucky bastard.

*wants one*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Must be Lady Doom's genes at play then!

You could... have one...

It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

I'm not allowed :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

Oh come off it!

Are you the woman in your relationship? If so it's about time you acted like it and took charge!

/knows his place and is happy there blog

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

What, by piercing all the condoms?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

NOW you're getting inventive!

Or just leap on before he has a chance to reach for them...

resistance is unlikely...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Oh you'd be suprised.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

I would indeed...

But then again, I am weak of will power.

I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

WANT BABBY.

You talk to him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Happy to.

But my next bash is Derby...

I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Yes. QUICKLY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

*drives to Ayelsbury*

*Stands in town centre demanding that Captain Wow's manwife get her up the duff*

*is arrested*

And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

See you soon, chapply!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

hahaha!

*points and laughs and ignores impending knackeredness*

;)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

Having witnessed the birth of my firstborn...

I think it seems a fair tradeoff...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

If it was anything like I remember mine, then I have to agree.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Lady Doom's tough as old boots...

said it didn't hurt, it was just a lot of effort...

And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I don't really remember anything apart from excruciating pain and repeated injections of pethidine :D

Lady Doom sounds like a natural. How old's your babby?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

nearly four months...

and big! (6-12 months clothes)

She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)

pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Aww, you got a good one! She's beautiful :D

And I wouldn't worry too much about chunkiness, Evan weighed in at 20lb by the time he was 5 months old :) I'm pretty sure that's why he slept so well...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

:) thank you :)

Yours looks like a right sweetie too!

Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

I was 5lb1oz when I was born

and tiny until I hit puberty. Now look at me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

*attempts*

HEY!

What happened to all the pictures of the pretty lady in your profile?!?

*grumps*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

I got the 'ump.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)