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# oh dear :) i can't wait to see it though :)
icke's fans are on to us
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# GO TO LECTURES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# its pissing it down and its too late now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahah
badboy. Classic studenting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :D
if we get to keep you I'm all for it.


I'm not grooming you, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# No Fae, of course you're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i'm 5'6"/7" depending on how i've slept
i'm a little teapot
i'm not sure where i'm going with this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You've got a very nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need
a Mastercard
a visa
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I need broon, he'd be able to tell me what this is.
As it stands, I shall have to be Captain Whitey and say 'eh?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# you're just not ghetto enough
Just cuz she dances go-go
It dont make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to meeeexico
Called up my mama, said Im in love with a stripper, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You're posher than I am by far
you're about as ghetto as Princess Anne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Compared to him I'm the artful dodger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *recognising that he cannot hope to win this ghetto-off, our hero retreats to lick his wounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's a good thing
class is a rare thing these days. Certainly my attempts to feign it fall somewhat short of the mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *safely tucks away handkerchief*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You just made my heart all warm, remembering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# #yoooooouuuuuuuuve, got to pick a pocket or two...BOYS!#
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I think I recognise it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Golddigger
Kanye West? Puffy Dad? The Reelly Reelly Nawty Boys? The Big Tuff Boys That Look Strong And Tuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Do you have a student bar on campus?
If so then you should turn up just to go there!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# effort....
i've got a bottle of gin, a bottle of cheap navy rum, a bottle of 13 year venezulean rum, spiced rum, pimm's and prosecco. why bother going to the student bar, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Human contact?
Unless you are a recluse like me that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
#
human student
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# its half one on thursday afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# There will still be people there
Unless my university was secretly full of drunks
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# venezuela eh, sounds a bit like MEXICO
RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# You just brought back painful memories
Of my networking lecturer, he couldn't speak a word of queen's english and kept banging on all day about the shakey-hand layer. Not many people passed that module...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# You what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Exactly, it made that much sense!
In all honesty that module was a breeze compared to my final year with an 18 month unwanted study break in the middle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# this is one of our lecturers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOO599_y2e8
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh dear, condemned:
"Just checked out all the entries and they were uniformly terrible.

Zero wit.

Says it all".

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# brilliant innit?
i can't wait for them to authourise my account :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# That's how they suck you in!
Never argue at someone else's level, that's fundementally flawed, like a grandmaster forcing you to play him at chess.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# wait
expand on this for a moment for me

I'm getting quite interested in the mechanics of argument
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Much like the flatearthers which is pretty much a practice in forming something plausible sound and arguable around anything.
Who claim that the moon and the sun and orbitary lightbulbs put there by the government or something, and would generally have an answer to any theory of gravity you put to them.

If you just ask them why anyone would want to cover up the fact that the earth is flat, they're fucking stumped there. It's like the grandmaster pulling off a classic chess defence, then you punching him in the face and beating him to death with the board.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# i've actually had this exact conversation on a bus in the states
the answer i got was "how am i supposed to know, man? thats the secret"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# At which point you punch the person in the face and beat him to death with the chessboard!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# i just gave up
i thought, "fuck it", there's no way possible way i can win this one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# The one I usually do is to make up something completely unprovable and personally offensive to the person and then tell them it's true.
Then when they disagree tell them to present proof despite the fact you don't class any proof as 'really knowing'.

claim that there can be no true proof for the existance of god = god exists, I generally claim that jesus or some religious figure was gay, then insist that they should present incontrovertable proof if they disagree.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# this works until they say something is proof, even if it isn't
the Bible for example
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# But it never said in the bible that he wasn't gay, did it?
And follow that line of logic ad naseum.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# in fact to the contrary;
it pretty much says outright that he was "the one whom Jesus loved" etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# At first glance I thought that said
"like a grandmother forcing you to suck eggs"

...which I thought was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ha, although the other responses are remarkably non-condemnatory
perhaps I've had Icke wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# he charges people to visit his website rather than distributing his knowledge freely
lets not be too hasty
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# really?
the eejit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
Yes, I just spotted that

"It is kind of sad that people just can't see through the thick smokescreen of the huge mega-media and huge business control of what the masses are told."
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# neee-neee I'm better than you!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# see, the system works!
why are people complaining?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)