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# One of my eyeballs hurts and it's gone slightly red.


If I start crying blood, should I go to a hospital or an exorcist?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# you should staple bits of bacon to your face and run into a hospital screaming


oh and good sketch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Now that
I need to try :D
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# But what if I get mauled by bears?
Hospital receptionists always keep a handy grizzly around.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# stuff them with apples
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Ah yes, the bear's natural predator.
The common garden apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# that's where the bag of chinchillas come in..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# What?
But that's as bad as crossing the streams :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# it's probably fine if it hurts
but not if it itches

HELLO SKETCHY MANFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# SKETCHY MAN FACE HAS CHIN 4 U
HE KNOWS YOU LOVE IT. YOU WANT TO LICK IT. YOU WANT IT SO BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# OH I DO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# what does it mean when it itches?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Eye worm.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# uhoh...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# kill it with fire!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# *pokes fire into eye*
ARGHHHHH
*blinds*
*curtains*
*drapes*
Its a blister btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# good luck with that
rather you than me,
and all that kind of
mindless smalltalk
designed to give the
impression I care.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i once stuck a guitar string into my eyeball by accident,
also got a bit of petrol in it before,im already half blind so fuck it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# One of my friends has a piece of pencil lead in her eye.
It's fine, and the lead got in there by accident, but it's still cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# NHS helpline
(Peter_G, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# you need to replace it
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# haemorrhage
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# i think i had that last week then...
had to wash em out with warm soapy salted water
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# If you start crying blood that's a good enough excuse as any to draw me some porn, woman!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Have a repost
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ? Is that Harry Hill ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I'm glad he's recognisable.
It was from a request thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# We have a request thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Only occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That's not porn, that's an atrocity of man visited upon us by a vengeful woman.

Come on, something with Cloud Strife in....gaaaaawaaaaan.....

gaaaaawwaaaaaann
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Kinda repost?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# This moist nest? Livers?
I think I'm going to vomit into my eyes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I don't think I made his hair tall enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I still don't understand why he's having sex with a nest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# It's not nest.
It's moist meat. A big liver.

broadsword at one point requested "adam ant, standing and doing liver"

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Well it's now ruined my mind.
You win again hentai.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# ha ha : D
: D

also...

I'm sure I can see a cock on this fly.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yup!
It's waving it in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# COCKS AWAY!
edit : I mean g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# G'night!
I think I'll go also. I've got important printing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# COCKFLASH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# haha
nice
(Peter_G, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# sure they just aren't bloodshot?
and are you drawing your own porn again?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Nah, I think I got a bit of liquid eyeliner in my eye .
And I never post the porn I do anywhere. I keep that to myself. Well, at least until I can make it sexier and do better female anatomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# You haz swine flu, you are gonna die,
but only if you're foreign with bad health care...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Swine flu piss!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nasty when it gets in the eye!
I'm off to bed, g'nite folks, xxx
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# G'night.
And I do have a slight headache + bad throat, but it's getting better since I gargled the TCP last night.

mmm phosphoric acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Swine flu
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It's just a little airbourne.
It's still good, it's still good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yay! I get to repost this crap three nights in a row!
Just blink a load of tap water into the eye, Cleo, and repeatedly.
And stop using snake vemon-derived cosmetic products.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Shall I stick to belladonna?
I'll blink a bit of tapwater if the pain annoys me to distraction, but yes, liquid eyeliner is crap anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Fag ash is good enough for me when i'm in a Keith Richards mood.
But, y'know, give yr eye a bit of a rest from irritants.

(I don't mean b3ta, I mean chemicals)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# but irritants are fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Aw, thanks, Shada!
I'll take that as a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# DON' MENTION IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hehe.
It's only recent (last 10months) I've tended to put on eyeliner. Usually it's not liquid, though that one is somewhere at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# that's very sketchy
EDIT: Oh, and stop putting ketchup in your eye.
That should fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Go to hospital...
...but make an appointment for A&E, apparently it's not a walk-in service these days.

Oh and the eye emergency department is neither the A&E department nor the eye department.

Oh yes - two tools the nice eye doctor uses to poke your sensitive and squishy eyeball are FUCKING HYPODERMIC NEEDLES and A CUNTING DREMEL DRILL OF ALL THE THINGS.

Actually the drill wasn't as bad as the needles - they called it a "brush" but only in the same way a Flymo could be described as a feather duster.

It turns out that if you manage to embed a rusty piece of metal in your eye you need to get it out really quickly before it starts rusting to your eyeball and the eye starts healing over it and sealing it in. Can you tell I've recently had a bad experience?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Oh man.
You almost turned into a robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)