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# Old news?
Apologies if this is old news, it just struck me that this was truely b3tan:

news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

only it isn't purple
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
Why not potter back to your granny home?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# get back in your box for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# or an image
or come to that a fruit trifle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# This is why I say children or the mentally challanged shouldn't use the net!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# children i can understand
but b3ta would be dead on its arse without the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# and what about the children?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# cooked and served with roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, swede and carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# True
It is Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I had prawn curry with naan bread
Next time I make it I will add some onion and make it hotter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I'm having cheese, crackers and pickled onions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I will be having some cheeses later or maybe now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# leave them alone
they are the future, or as i prefer to think of them a handy stash for when times are hard.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# well spotted that man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# you're really on the ball with this news
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# OK, OK,
I won't do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Yes please don't
read the cocking FAQ and look at the date on the news item!

Seriously. Are you able to tie your own shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# you caved in far to quickly and didn't put up nearly enough of a fight
although i will refer you to this
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#nopicture
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# No it's OK
He can justify backing people that can't find their arses with a map. This is the links board after all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha I like you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Well done, I am pleased for you. You can see how pleased I am by looking at my face, see, it looks pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# there's a whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Ridden by the ghost of princess Di
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# John peel and the pope are dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# the pope never dies
he just transmogrifies. ZOMG the pope is Dr Who!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# in reverse
as each time he dies the new one is older
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# What? When
did this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# well, son of a gun!
You mean I finally get to crawl out of this rice patty and rejoin my family?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# NO ONE FUCKIN TOLD ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# OMG Matt Lucas is dead??
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Is this just wishful thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# more or less :D he was the one in big brother, right?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# the cunt gets every where, kind of like craps but worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# matt lucas is great...it's that other cunt Walliams that I can't stand
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I can't see the point in him
He is on my list of 'what is point in them'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# thank you baked potato!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I indeed
I can stand him to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I think he's one of the funniest if not the funniest charecter comedian out there

just a shame they overused the Little Britain stuff to the point
that people got sick of hearing the same Catch phrases over and over every week
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# He needs to go it alone now
Before the damage gets any worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I'd love that to happen, David Walliams is a twat

ooh da vinci code's on..laters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# here's a purple one especially for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Yay, Crown Jewels ham
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# TOUCH THE COCKHAM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta version 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Thanks for reminding me to put 2001 on my rental list :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# the best!
excellent :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Oh don't post this!
By Micto's rules you have to phalate the hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I have to what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# PINEAPPLES!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# loltergeist!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# LOLOPOLIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# LOLLINGHAM!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Hi all!!
whats happening?
oh....
i'll pop back later....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# BENNY BENNY BENNY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# word up mofo!
he needs more ginger!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# indeed sire
I am orf now to read Savalas Jnr a bedtime story.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ace!
make sure it's a roald dahl!
i'm off to bathe..
*sniff self*
*runs to bathroom*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:52, archived)