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[challenge entry] A stupid idea that'll never catch on...


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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# DON'T GET ME STARTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# As my dear Mam would say
they'll have bard backs by the time they're 30
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# and be in bed under the doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# They'll stoop like Shakespeare?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# They'll be hunched over like a lute?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *gets you started*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# meh - I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Get it off your chest.
Testify brother.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# JUST WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THAT!
IT MUST BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND THEIR TINY LITTLE BALLS MUST GET REALLY COLD!


I was in Florida a couple of years ago and the New York kids there on their vacations were all like this, but would actually have a belt on, but it would literally be half-way down their thighs with their sweaty 'shorts' entirely on display. And they wore towels on their head. Actual hand/bath towels!

*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Heheh
TINY LITTLE BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Haha
I've seen kids in malls whose pants were literally down to their knees. There's a certain walk they have to do, a gangster with cerebral palsy, which is the only thing that keeps the pants from falling any further.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# you'll be inventing a one wheeled bike next!
can you imagine? all the kids riding around on the back wheel on the pavement? oh the joy...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ha ha...
...WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I use one of these but it's uncomfortable.
Due to the design of my jeans.

They require modification.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# That's just an arse problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Aparrently it needs to be bigger :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# get yourself a snake belt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I like snakes with their own skin on generally.
So can I just get a boa?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Is your jeans a skirt?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# No, but I bought them a size too big.
I don't like skinny jeans you see, but these were on sale and the size up I preferred the feel of.

But the waist is too big and so they slip down without a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# less talk
more dragon dressed as a knight
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hooray!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# After an old woo/yay image. I believe this is my most pearoasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This is my only dragon (I think)....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Awwwwwww
I like Brave Sir Horace.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# should of gone for the spork.
silly Horace.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# yes
Score!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# i only got one dragon...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# cor lummie!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Cor.
That's a dragon alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# When ever I see someone with baggy trousers, I hope that they will fall down and then they trip over
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# when i see one, i realize...
...oh, there is a stupid person... good thing they wear their pants like that,... they're easy to spot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I saw a skinny rake of a guy a few weeks ago
who was so affected with the cockrock look that he was almost falling over every step.

hmmm Perhaps he had cerebral palsy mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Easy, why d'you wear your pant so loose?
For easy mother fucking access...

Easy-E there... who later died of AIDS. Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# nope, baggy trousers give you bad aids
fact!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
I thought he had incontinence

I see NWA in a whole new light now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Now With Aids?...
...No White Ass?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Honestly
if someone could come up with a decent non-leather belt that wears well, looks good, and doesn't make bizarre noises every time you move, it would be very fucking novel indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# problem solved

but you do look a twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Nice shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Those are the most muscular arms I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# in fairness to the braces
he'd look like a twat with or without their help
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Nanu Nanu...
...said Mork.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Awww, he looks happy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# animal skin makes a good belt
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It really does.
I still have a leather belt that I bought more than 20 years ago, and it's still in great shape.
But I don't wear animal skin any more, so I'm looking for good alternatives, without any luck so far.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Fish skin? Or bailer twine....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# what about the skin of animals that volunteered to be made into belts?
that would be more ethical surely?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It won't come back to life
if you leave it alone long enough, you know.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The belt you mean?
Yeah, I used to have the attitude that it's long dead and it would just be wasteful not to continue to use it; but I really don't want to wear it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# doubles as handy noose
for when the music's just not depressing or repetitive enough

special buy one get two free offer, only in Bridgend
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Nah, I think it's a great fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# pfffft
*klick*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)