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# ^This^ The current system seems driven by madness
I can't for the life of me think how it could be rendered any less sensible.

What on earth is wrong with small, medium, and large, eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# There should be a system based around pi
and the volume of a spheroid

oh fuck I've turned into k3bAb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# "Your left tit is as big as two pies."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You say the loveliest things
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# "Blimey, love, you got a whole bakery in ya bra?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I dunno
but that's not a baguette in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# The smallest being "Apple Pie"
and the largest being steak and kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# but mine are as big as a piebald horse
does that fit into your schemata?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It would be much better
If instead of a linear scale by size, it was instead a quality grading determined by a survey of a representative sample of men. Thus, a 32-A would be the best you could get (Barring a 32-A+). Much simpler.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Get credit rating agencies involved
A triple-A rated breast
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ...or wobbly, jiggly and bouncy.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
I admit to a very un-pc and guilty giggle at that.

On a similar note, Mrs Chutney regaled me with a story about a mate of hers many moons ago who decided to be oh,so original and buy his then girfriend a "racy" Bra for Valentines.... She accompanied him on the day to give him some advice, He troops into the high street lingerie shop where upon he is accosted by a sales assistant, "Him" I'm looking for a Bra for my Girlfriend... "Assistant" Oh, and what size is she? Upon which he stares at the assisitants breast, then looks round the shop, spots a lady in the corner and points at her general chest area and says "About the same as her".....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Sub-categories of
"perky" and "saggy"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I still think they should be measured in pints and gallons.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# We'll get archimedes on it.
Women lean over a bowl of water and we measure how much they displace. Eureka, men watching measurement will say.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# my ex actually wanted me to do that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Isn't it the same with the other clothes that ladyfolk wear?
Our clothes are all measured in inches or centimetres, womens' are measured in some unknown and cryptic numbering system that varies from shop to shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# well it's a bit like WST, or women standard time - the irony being it's far from standard.
"Pick me up in 15 mins" actually means 2 minutes.
"I just want to pop into this shop for one minute" equated to 1 hour.
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# When I'm incredibly rich
I'm going to hire Suggs as my chauffeur
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)