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# If you could fly or be invisible, which would you choose?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Invisible. I'd stow away on an aeroplane and fly in it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I liek chooocolate milk!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I do not really like chocolate,
but I love chocolate milk.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I luvz udder fodder!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I would choose or
every time
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Invisible, assuming I could turn it on and off at will.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# You'd confuse the fuck out of Will.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Fuck him, I'd be invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Invisirape!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Invisible
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Play the sax !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# What kind of invisiblility?
Visual or full spectral invisibility?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# The latter
and selective too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Would I be able to make my clothes invisible too?
Or would I have to walk around naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Still probably go with flying.
You could just be picked up with sonar anyway so would only be good for infiltration and voyeurism.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# How widespread is sonar used for detection?
Unless you're planning on swimming down to a submarine the only real issue with sonar I can imagine is that bats don't fly into you, which can only be a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# What the hell do you mean 'only'?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Well I'm thinking more from the battling the entire universe than a peeking on showering women angle.
I mean you could just do the latter if you could fly anyway, turn up a costume looking manly and hovering and they'd be all over you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Ah, right.
I have more modest aims.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Though knowing my luck the US government would just tactical bomb me in my sleep instead of having an epic battle.
Gits.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Excellent point. It would suck to be visible in the infrared. Ultraviolet would be okay, at a pinch.
edit: I feel I should point out, that I was not referring the film 'Ultraviolet' as being 'okay'. It most certainly is not. It is awful, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Just so that you could scare the fuck out of squaddies.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# invisible
then I could steal an aeroplane and fly

edit: No expenses? Didn't he claim for the cost of trimming his Wisteria?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I actually just thought 'I reckon that David Cameron's head would look good on the No Jacket Required album cover'.
Beyond that it's just whimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# It would look even better on a pole with all the others
on London Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# He also claimed the whole £24,000 for second home rent/mortgage despite so obviously being a rich cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
#
rich
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# If I was charged with running the country
I would want a lot more money than they are getting, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# They want as much as GPs apparently.
GPs who train for fucking years and are highly qualified.
The qualifications an MP needs: being more popular than the other guy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Responsibilities of a GP: The lives of around 600 people, most of whom are healthy.
Responsibilities of the PM: The lives and welfare of the whole nation.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yep, and that's why they get paid a very healthy salary, £60,000+ and much more if they have a ministerial role or similar.
Responsibility is only one of the things which should affect pay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# That's not really a terribly good wage.
Bear in mind that a minor exec in a media agency might get many times that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# It's nearly 3 times the average wage.
And as a public sector job, it's really very generous for a starting salary.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I fucking hate David Cameron
that is all
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I suspect you may not be alone there mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I assure you he's not.
And, to save a bit of internet, invisible.

For the crime.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Dark times ahead methinks
:(
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I think a lot of people hate him.
I reckon he'd be a really great bloke to go for a drink with.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Certainly.
You could get him drunk and push him under a train, and save the future.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
We may have a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Don't worry, we will have 5 years of him being prime minister
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'm not sure I can stand five years of listening to Dave
explain why he is going back on everything he said leading up to the election.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# So like every prime minister then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Immortal. I know it is not one of the options. I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I might be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Flying.
I've no mind to get up to mischief.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# invisible
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Fly
Unless my clothes would be invisible too. Otherwise I'd be walking around invisible but freezing. Actually, I've gone right off invisibilty. Fly it is.
(fume troll, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Fly.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, archived)