
and then all will become clear
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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I thought that would be so much better - it was actually *much* worse....
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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"...now that is some cheap plastic surgery right there..."
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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you need some kind of filter from the harsh reality.
try crying for your mother while you wank instead
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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try crying for your mother while you wank instead

while wearing just your mother's slippers
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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I should be ostracised from decent society... I'll sign up to run as a candidate at the next general election.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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we should all run for parliament as MPs for the B3ta party.
what job do you want?
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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what job do you want?

can I be assistant under-secretary to the deputy speaker? Or some osrt of treasurer... I'd hide the treasure.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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a brilliant thought just struck me - imagine if I did run for parliament and (through a stroke of insane chance) got in... then the Daily Mail found out that I am a b3tan and came here to check everything I've posted... they could print THIS thread as evidence for why I went into politics...
ha ha ha
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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ha ha ha

it will be hard work, but it would all be worth it.
I LOVE YOU DAILY MAIL I WILL BE WITH YOU SOON
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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I LOVE YOU DAILY MAIL I WILL BE WITH YOU SOON

He's even got his own 'special' award for some horrific comment he once made:
The 'Most Unpleasant Felching Comment Award':
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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The 'Most Unpleasant Felching Comment Award':


I continually strive to better myself - just in completely the wrong ways.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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how? how is that even possible? i had a glass of water for mine! :)
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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And I'm a gannet, too.
/belly bought & paid for blog
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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/belly bought & paid for blog