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# Taking the Postman Pat?


(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# cho!
how neat is your hallway!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# the room to the right is like a blood bath
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
#

(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# welcome mat alignment is a bit off
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Error?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Good noob :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha aceness!~
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Taking the Postman Pat?
is that twat?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# insults?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# he is crap, I can come up with more then that
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Nings Earl
How's your day been?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hello Stan
my day has been very good, with good news :D

How's your day been?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I've had my brakes done on my car
after months of only just stopping in time. I've cut my hedge down, after months of it being too high and wide.
Good news?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Had to go for a review at the docs, redid a how mental are you test
I have vastly improved in the last 7 months :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Yaay!



(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# New brakes, does that mean you got new shoes so you can do more indy style braking
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Haha
Nah i need new shoes from powering the car!

/Ford Flinstone owner
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# i have feet
they're good enough for me.

/can't drive
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Ning Smash
I hope you've had you bikini on this afternoon! (and took pics)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# no bikini
just my skirt pulled up over my norks, as usual. 4 hours of sunbathing yesterday, 3 hours of shopping today. i was fully dressed for the shopping, though.

EDIT: where are my manners? ning stan!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I go shopping naked
As Mrs Trellis will find out on Friday
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# o_0
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Watch out MK :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# pfff!
i'm off for a lie down, feeling a bit headachey :(
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# awww, go get a nice cool drink and cold flannel for your forehead
*hug*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# *awards one of them 'JPG image' thingys*

Edit: I mean Grunty.....Not a jpeg..which is an imamge thing
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Send him a GAZ
He was going to find my last one, so he can owe me two now
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# You didn't need my edit !


(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# GAZ him man
I might be seeing him tomorrow, but will forget about it
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i'm still waiting for the parts to come in the post
stupid leaky brake cylinders :(
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I have an Escort (don't laugh!!)
£20 quid for a set of shoes and a tenner for my mate to fit them
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# It is a god damn Land Rover, it is it's main job to piss oil
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# still not leaking as much as my triumph!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Land Rovers never stop leaking
It must be some thing about that time period, that means that all cars leak
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I gotta post this too
just because it is
www.pown.it/3375?r=985181 :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha thats ace
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Old man shoes and a pair of flip flops.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# flip flops are wrong
unless it is in electronics, then you need them
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Beige carpet in a doorway
Asking for trouble!!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# more of a buff peachy colour
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# those flip flop innards are impossibly white
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# They look pale blue to me.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# either way
their cleanliness would seem to indicate that no feet have ever been in them
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Or...
Flip flop with sock.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# that is both wrong and german
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Your Majesty.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# worship me!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# *Genuflects like crazy*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I DEMAND TRIBUTE!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# *Chocolates and wines*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# i approve of this
fetch me a swan's neck, that i may wipe the royal chocolate starfish
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I've never heard such balderdash!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Compared to the skirting board.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I thought they were white
but then i looked again and they looked pale blue.
Now I don't know!

You are Derren Brown AICMFP
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Derren Brown scares me.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# That's what he WANTS you to think
but actually he doesn't scare you... or does he?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I think he scares me, that's enough to convince me.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# My flip flops smell :(
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# stop wearing them on your nose
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Wash underneath the foreskin to prevent build up.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Sacrifice your firstborn.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# considerate of them
Related Pea:
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# haha that's very good
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Haha!!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# excellent!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# is it wrong
that i'd leave it at the depot?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
depot hedge
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# you know me so well
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# You would make a great postie
Well no, they would leave it on your door step in full view for anyone to nick
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# if it isn't collected
it's returned from whence it came.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# And a brown door in a white frame?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING MAN/WOMAN/UNDECIDED?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# fuckers
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# At least they tried to put it through the door
They left my order of a lens for my camera on the door mat, they didn't even knock even though someone was in
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)