Woo :)
TJ: I've been agonising over transfers in Football Manager for far too long . Do I splash out on an aging but potentially brilliant Recoba, buy the solid centre back to help shore up my defence, or go for the right back I need but who fails to excite me?
Help me b3ta!
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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Help me b3ta!
Foosball manager?
I think you should turn it off and go outside, it's lovely if a little nippy out there
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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Bah
I'll go outside to vote and run some errands in a bit, but it's too grey and dull to stay out all day
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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It's sunny and nice here
And I'm stuck in this office for another 2 1/2 hours
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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Feign death so you can escape to the park!
Or buy something ridiculous on Ebay to celebrate your economic power as a worker
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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\o/
*insert deity of choice here* made the letters, I just rearranged them
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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the longest word you can type on one row of a typewriter keyboard is TYPEWRITER
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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that's bollocks
dlsahgfljgsadlhgflasdhfglasdhfgljhgflDHFL;DHFGLASHDFGLHSADGFKJSHDGAFLASDGHFSALHGFLASHDGF;LAJgsa;AFGSADHFLHGFLSDKFH;JKH;jasfhkHJGF;KJSHDFJK;HDSKGFLASHDGFKJAhfjkslg;shafdlksd'afsadf#askgjlsjkhgkjasfhkasgfljasd is at least ten letters
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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are you this is a word?
or have you just had a heart attack and keeled over?
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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ha
it's quite fortuitous that language has developed as it has
if we were stuck with words like that, the slightest error might be fatal
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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if we were stuck with words like that, the slightest error might be fatal
And the longest you can type with one hand is secretary
I think
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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google says
stewardesses or aftercataracts (whatever that is)
Plus the Y on secretary would be typed with the right hand.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Plus the Y on secretary would be typed with the right hand.
Lettuce handles were invented in 2009 by Dutch inventor mediocre
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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Dutch inventor Mediocre,
was made illegal in 17 countries, and 34 of the American States in 1998.
In 2004, North Dakota retracted the ban, however it proved a sever misjudgment only 6 hours later when he was found fondling raccoons on the waters edge of Lake Sakakawea.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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In 2004, North Dakota retracted the ban, however it proved a sever misjudgment only 6 hours later when he was found fondling raccoons on the waters edge of Lake Sakakawea.
in an obscure twist of fate
this turned out to be the only raccoon colony outside the Netherlands
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Sadly, it was even more tragic for the people of
the state of Delaware. On arriving in the present town of Lewes, the Dutch inventor Mediocre screamed at the top of his lungs, "Zwaanendael", before going on a rampage through the city with an oddly shaped Turnip. Resulting in the obliteration of the entire May Fly population of Delaware, along with the death of 17 skunks, a rabbit and the famous delawarean inventor of medical procedures, Henry Heimlech.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Your mum was invented in 1415 by Kim Jong Il in a Nova Scotia parking lot
Haha, and that raccoon incident is hardly true at all ;)
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Haha, and that raccoon incident is hardly true at all ;)
Old school :D
Aaah, those were the days. Sadly either the game's got harder or I've got shitter and I'm really struggling to reach such heady heights
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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Does not compute.
Get the mosin-nagant and keep still between shots.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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populate your team with 10 Rene Higuitas
and put Steve Staunton in goal
/megadrive blog
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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/megadrive blog
It might've been 91 that I had, I can't think now
whatever it was, I was shit at it.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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surely he's better off with koopa troopers running around
with Mario as captain?
/Mario Charged Strikers blog
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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/Mario Charged Strikers blog
haha
the best football game I ever played was Premier League on the Spectrum
edit: fuck, that was 24 years ago
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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edit: fuck, that was 24 years ago
I has a Rowntrees Randoms icecream
which isn't actually ice cream, it's some marshmallow madness.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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I scream, you scream
we all scream for some marshmallow madness.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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It's just a bag full of penny sweets
but not the ones that you like. The ones you end up eating 'cos the good ones are all gone
Only 164 Calories per bag though
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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Only 164 Calories per bag though
Penny sweets!
We were discussing this in the pub. Do they still cost a penny? Are they still the same size? If so, how has this economic miracle occurred?
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Penny sweets either cost tuppence per sweet or, the more common method, is to weigh them and charge by the gram
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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:'(
I'm going to my newsagents to demand answers. Inflation is ruining childhoods!
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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Not true.
My shop still sells penny sweets for a penny.
However, there are a lot more 2 and 5p sweets than there used to be,
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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However, there are a lot more 2 and 5p sweets than there used to be,
Pfft!
The people in my local sweet shop trusted me so much that they would just let me fill my sweety bag and tell them how much I owed.
Mwahahaha! Half price sweets forever!
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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Mwahahaha! Half price sweets forever!
and you do
thank goodness I've got yooooooou!
*10 points for those that get the reference*
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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*10 points for those that get the reference*
start a new character, and level them up until they get to level 168 and recieve *silent assassin* skill.
Just farm lower level teams for gear, if it gets a bit difficult. Make sure you kill the refs before half time for extra XP
If you're really stuck, just press A A B B up down up down, B A A B A A then hold start and select.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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If you're really stuck, just press A A B B up down up down, B A A B A A then hold start and select.
I spent all night getting the power up and now I can't get passed the end level boss
:(
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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check to see of the controller is plugged in.
have you tried turning the computer off and on again?
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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I was thinking along these lines earlier
That an RPG/football management mashup could actually be pretty good
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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only if it were a text adventure.
:kick ball
/I don't understand "Kick ball"
:look ball
/the player has ball
:get player
/you can't pick up player
:inv
/you are carrying - shinpads, boots, shorts, shirt, sword of cleaving
:swing sword
/the referee books you anad shows red card. you are dead.
you scored nil:nill out of a possible 5:nil
restart(r), load(l) or quit(q)?
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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/I don't understand "Kick ball"
:look ball
/the player has ball
:get player
/you can't pick up player
:inv
/you are carrying - shinpads, boots, shorts, shirt, sword of cleaving
:swing sword
/the referee books you anad shows red card. you are dead.
you scored nil:nill out of a possible 5:nil
restart(r), load(l) or quit(q)?