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# she just looks really boring
like, no fun at all. all cello practice and platonic friendships with posh gay men
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# A younger Keira, so to speak
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# she's really grown of me recently,
ever since mrs monstrinho made up a dirty little story of a honey covered threeway in a bedroom moment


(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# It's a front,
come Saturday night she's in a rubber mask down the Torture Garden like the rest of us.

er.....right?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# DAD?!
O_O
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Office\0/
...where's my coat?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *glee*
:D
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# she could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Why do men say that like it's a good thing?
Do you really want us to suck so hard we burst loads of capillaries? REALLY?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# there's probably a japanese word for that
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# haha!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Mine's about the size of a capillary.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# wouldn't say no
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Really?!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice.
But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.

I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# You say grubby like it's a bad thing.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# 6'2"
Not happening. :(
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you might have a huge cock
or not enough ribs or summat
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Plenty of ribs
cock like a decorative teaspoon.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# HAHAHAH
EDIT: oh you DIDN'T say "go down on myself'
*carries on
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I'm old fashioned
aka boring.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough.

As long as you're happy, poppet.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Awww xxx
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Eeeee *hug*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# "excuse me love could you not suck so hard"

nope sorry, doesn't sound right
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's not about the suction,
it's about the friction.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# then you spring a leak and it's all over
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i don't know, we could try it.
might be fun
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Maybe we are just too cheap to buy a proper vacuum cleaner.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh, little Jewu.
Not a mental image I was prepared for.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hehe....
see also: "chrome off a trailer hitch"
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# See, I've had those things said about me before
and I always thought it was quite insulting, I've got much more finesse.

I wonder if other women think that.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not you, pickle
merely the expression.

*hugs*

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Oh I know
I just know women that say it about themselves and I always think 'why would you deliberately make it sound as if you've got the skills of an overeager 15 year old with Downs?'
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Self image issues, I'm guessing.
Either that, or they enjoy disabling their male suitors.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Goodness only knows
but it always makes me wince a bit internally.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# oh you and your sexy talk
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# You'll never see it on here.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)