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# she just looks really boring
like, no fun at all. all cello practice and platonic friendships with posh gay men
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# A younger Keira, so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# she's really grown of me recently,
ever since mrs monstrinho made up a dirty little story of a honey covered threeway in a bedroom moment


(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# It's a front,
come Saturday night she's in a rubber mask down the Torture Garden like the rest of us.

er.....right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# DAD?!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Office\0/
...where's my coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *glee*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# she could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Why do men say that like it's a good thing?
Do you really want us to suck so hard we burst loads of capillaries? REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# there's probably a japanese word for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Mine's about the size of a capillary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# wouldn't say no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice.
But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.

I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# You say grubby like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# 6'2"
Not happening. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you might have a huge cock
or not enough ribs or summat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Plenty of ribs
cock like a decorative teaspoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# HAHAHAH
EDIT: oh you DIDN'T say "go down on myself'
*carries on
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I'm old fashioned
aka boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough.

As long as you're happy, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Awww xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Eeeee *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# "excuse me love could you not suck so hard"

nope sorry, doesn't sound right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's not about the suction,
it's about the friction.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# then you spring a leak and it's all over
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i don't know, we could try it.
might be fun
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Maybe we are just too cheap to buy a proper vacuum cleaner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh, little Jewu.
Not a mental image I was prepared for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hehe....
see also: "chrome off a trailer hitch"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# See, I've had those things said about me before
and I always thought it was quite insulting, I've got much more finesse.

I wonder if other women think that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not you, pickle
merely the expression.

*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Oh I know
I just know women that say it about themselves and I always think 'why would you deliberately make it sound as if you've got the skills of an overeager 15 year old with Downs?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Self image issues, I'm guessing.
Either that, or they enjoy disabling their male suitors.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Goodness only knows
but it always makes me wince a bit internally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# oh you and your sexy talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# You'll never see it on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)