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# Cheer up love, you've got tits and a knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Best of both worlds.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I'd bloody LOVE to have a willy for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Think of the waggling opportunities :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Haha
You'd end up in A&E with it stuck in a hoover or something
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# NUP
I'd be in the ladies CONSTANTLY. As many bits of the ladies as possible. Wipe it on their knees, wrap it in their hair, poke them in the eyes with it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I say o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Weigh it on the scales in the fruit and veg section....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# See, you lot WASTE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Blimey!
You've planned this far ahead, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I've dreamt of it a few times.
Monica Belucci is always there. Lucky Monica.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# <obvious response #1>
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Would you bloody love to have one too?
*ducks* well that was uncalled for, I was only joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know where I can go from here.
Maybe I'd have three. Or three downtown, two on each fist.

This has got very weird very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Actually, a vagina on the back of my knee.
Like in that Will Self book I read.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I could shag it with my amazing penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hamstring humporama.
It's a deal.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Just had one of those wierd mental images: one of those ironic/literal genies grants your wish, and you have Willy Rushton following you around
I've got to stop watching family guy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# NEVER STOP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I'm out of series to watch at the moment. DAMMIT, WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE MORE?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You're not refering to Cliff RIchards and the Shadows are you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Not.....really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Or as a rather dated one
What do you call a dog withfive dicks?
Lulu and Take That. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You made me done a tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hello lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hello
my lovely, I braved the board again...
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You should, you're ours now...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I should be disturbed by that
but I find it quite comforting
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *hisses* join usssss
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# they're coming to get you babara
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You gained a duck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yes
it's perfect because my favourite tipple happens to be Toilet Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# My word, those must be some clean intestines.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# with your sexy lady bits and your sexy man bits
even you must be into you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)