Haha
You'd end up in A&E with it stuck in a hoover or something
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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NUP
I'd be in the ladies CONSTANTLY. As many bits of the ladies as possible. Wipe it on their knees, wrap it in their hair, poke them in the eyes with it....
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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I've dreamt of it a few times.
Monica Belucci is always there. Lucky Monica.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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Would you bloody love to have one too?
*ducks* well that was uncalled for, I was only joking.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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I don't know where I can go from here.
Maybe I'd have three. Or three downtown, two on each fist.
This has got very weird very quickly.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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This has got very weird very quickly.
Actually, a vagina on the back of my knee.
Like in that Will Self book I read.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:37,
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Just had one of those wierd mental images: one of those ironic/literal genies grants your wish, and you have Willy Rushton following you around
I've got to stop watching family guy
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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I'm out of series to watch at the moment. DAMMIT, WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE MORE?!?!?!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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You're not refering to Cliff RIchards and the Shadows are you?:P
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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Or as a rather dated one
What do you call a dog withfive dicks?
Lulu and Take That. :P
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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Lulu and Take That. :P
Yes
it's perfect because my favourite tipple happens to be Toilet Duck
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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with your sexy lady bits and your sexy man bits
even you must be into you
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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hahahahahahha! Just imagine parents unwittingly buying that for their kids at christmas....
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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Haha!
Jeez, I bet you had a traumatic time finding an image for this :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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Shite. Really, really, REALLY shite. Sorry.
How are you? And that lovely pooch of yours?
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