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# Coming soon...
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You pervert :D
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Cheer up love, you've got tits and a knob.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Best of both worlds.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I'd bloody LOVE to have a willy for a few days.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Think of the waggling opportunities :)
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Haha
You'd end up in A&E with it stuck in a hoover or something
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# NUP
I'd be in the ladies CONSTANTLY. As many bits of the ladies as possible. Wipe it on their knees, wrap it in their hair, poke them in the eyes with it....
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I say o_O
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Weigh it on the scales in the fruit and veg section....
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# See, you lot WASTE IT.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Blimey!
You've planned this far ahead, haven't you?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I've dreamt of it a few times.
Monica Belucci is always there. Lucky Monica.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# <obvious response #1>
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Would you bloody love to have one too?
*ducks* well that was uncalled for, I was only joking.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know where I can go from here.
Maybe I'd have three. Or three downtown, two on each fist.

This has got very weird very quickly.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Actually, a vagina on the back of my knee.
Like in that Will Self book I read.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I could shag it with my amazing penis.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hamstring humporama.
It's a deal.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Just had one of those wierd mental images: one of those ironic/literal genies grants your wish, and you have Willy Rushton following you around
I've got to stop watching family guy
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# NEVER STOP
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I'm out of series to watch at the moment. DAMMIT, WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE MORE?!?!?!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Pfft :)
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You're not refering to Cliff RIchards and the Shadows are you?:P
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Not.....really.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Or as a rather dated one
What do you call a dog withfive dicks?
Lulu and Take That. :P
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You made me done a tealol
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hello lady!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hello
my lovely, I braved the board again...
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You should, you're ours now...
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I should be disturbed by that
but I find it quite comforting
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *hisses* join usssss
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# they're coming to get you babara
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You gained a duck :D
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yes
it's perfect because my favourite tipple happens to be Toilet Duck
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# My word, those must be some clean intestines.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# with your sexy lady bits and your sexy man bits
even you must be into you
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Knobbin' ace, alright.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahahahha! Just imagine parents unwittingly buying that for their kids at christmas....
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Haha!
Jeez, I bet you had a traumatic time finding an image for this :)
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Err...just a bit ;)
How ya doin' lully?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Shite. Really, really, REALLY shite. Sorry.
How are you? And that lovely pooch of yours?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Fine ta missus
Meg is just full of cutiness. Loving her more each day. How'd the bump?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Bump's fine, expanding and kicking and all that good stuff :)
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# oh my god
erm - I think I like this
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# oh, lordy!
that's a winner!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Dear oh dear oh dear
:D
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
That had me giggling like a loon.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)