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# hahaha
'ning all

I am in the filthiest ribald mood ever today :D

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# My throat aches for about the fourth day running.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You should stop running then
Next patient
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# To much deep throating then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# agh! me too - day 6 for me
I have pharyngitis.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I'm on the downslope now
I had to go to the out of hours surgery 6am on Saturday as I couldn't swallow

antibiotics and more cocodamol and ibuprofen than is good for you has done the trick

try gargling with TCP for laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Smart arse response
Devoid of sympathy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# aw. *sympathy* swine flu?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# What Griffy's got by the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# get thee to the docs
I spent most of the weekend asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I am a heady brew of tiredness, stress, and silliness with a touch of priapism
and I have to sell myself to potential clients today!"!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# just make sure your cock is hanging out and all will be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *windmills*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I have to go trolling round job agencies whilst incurably highly strung and nonsensical.
I don't think CVs are accepted if they're written in crayon and simply say "I am A NonSensE"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Find an inkjet printer that will print onto craft cheese slices
and submit CV on that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I could try and etch a woodcutting from a block of red leicester and print the CV with cococheneal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha You MUST do this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Reasonably angry.
The busker at Green Park was playing the bagpipes. My boss is in a foul mood. I've only had one cigarette. My fruit is bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# this sounds like a list from a Learn English Grammar book
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I am ancy. You are grumpy. She is a bitch.
I confidentially brief. You leak. He is in violation of the official secrets act.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# *big hugs*
*goes to London to make fanny cradock feel better*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Bagpipes are not what you want to be hearing on a monday morning :(
We could do with more buskers playing Drums & Fifes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I would through a few coppers at a military drum corp if they were outside waterloo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# They would have to be in splendid 19th century dress uniform though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)