Coming over her, producing honey!Who wants to create a political party
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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needs "twat free zone" in parliamentbut we won't get it
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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free question marks for all Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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original ideas only pleasenot ones nicked from Labour's manifesto
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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2) Free biscuits and ginger ale for all
The Neville What what what,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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3) no more of this foreign "honey flavoured syrup", only real british honey.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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3. Funny hats mandatory for all 10-18 year olds.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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Battenberg: 2 for 1 in Sainsbury's!A pledge and a bit of B3ta news too
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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4. Repatriate everyone to within 10 metres of where they were born
The Coast Of Yemen,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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5. Mandatory Cock Mondays
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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6. The only music allowed to be played aloud on public transportare showtunes or a noseflute solo. Noseflutes will be provided.
( fannycradock,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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7. all pensioners will receive free air freshener and uncle joe's mint balls
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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