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# lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# nooooooo! poor bee.....
oh, and I'll have to launch a full salvo of intercontinental spanging missles.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# British pollen for British workers
See what I did there? Workers? Worker bees? Geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# damn foreigners, stealing our honey....
I bet they could get Winnie the Pooh as a spokesbear.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Coming over her, producing honey!
Who wants to create a political party

Add manifesto pledges here:
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# 1. No twats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# needs "twat free zone" in parliament
but we won't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 2. ???
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# free question marks for all
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# original ideas only please
not ones nicked from Labour's manifesto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 2) Free biscuits and ginger ale for all
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 3) no more of this foreign "honey flavoured syrup", only real british honey.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# 3. Funny hats mandatory for all 10-18 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Battenberg: 2 for 1 in Sainsbury's!
A pledge and a bit of B3ta news too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# angel cake is better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Shit, Im there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# 4. Repatriate everyone to within 10 metres of where they were born
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 5. Mandatory Cock Mondays

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 6. The only music allowed to be played aloud on public transport
are showtunes or a noseflute solo. Noseflutes will be provided.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# 7. all pensioners will receive free air freshener and uncle joe's mint balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha, good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# this hunny smells funny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Haha
Does anyone know a good source of movie gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Youtube/Keepvid/Ulead?
God I make life complicated for myself...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# use zamzar
to convert Youtube clips
www.zamzar.com/url/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Just errors with 2 different clips :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ....I've never had problems
gaz me the links and I'll see if i can convert them

I normally save them/convert them to .mov and then open/edit/trim in ImageReady, cos we're a bit behind the times at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# woah popup-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# lawks-a-lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# The Amber Nectar
:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Haha!
It's good to see you around again Mr The Neville :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)