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# FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hit the fucking foetus you cocksniffer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# and then cook it with some red onions and mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
#
red onions Shallots.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Depends on what you are going for
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Shallots > Onions
every time.
Edit: /Anthony Bourdain blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Shallots to Onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *slaps*
No!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Aren't we doing maths here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# > means greater than,
but it can be taken to mean 'better than' in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I know, I'm just messing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'm more of an onion fan myself.
I get through at least 1-2 a day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I like red onions more
I found white onions to be a bit meh just lately, even when growing my own
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I'd usually go with red if they're raw,
but I much prefer white if I'm cooking or caramalising them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# i'm growing my own onions
they should be ready in a month or two
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I haven't got enough space for many onions.
I've got some strawberries and mangetout doing nicely though. And a vast array of herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# where is grey kid these days?
his cartoons made me piss myself the first time I saw them.
(prostheses, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Aw, give peace a chance
they look so similar! Perchance they are brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# good job Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# This needs John Woo style CGI
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# That would mean making it worse
If you used the CGI from the Incredible Hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
these are fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck, bready!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Oh Loaf Zombie you big silly
you'll never catch Gay Kitchen Devil!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# there seems to be a man trapped on hellmans tummy
he looks bewildered
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Gordon Ramsey in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# does the winner cook the loser?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# by the way all of these are based on monsters from kingdom of loathing
www.kingdomofloathing.com
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# kingdom of loathing is genius
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I don't know what that is
and I'm looking at it, and I still don't know what it is.
I'm too stupid to read it. I'm typing this instead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# GJM!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Thinking about it, you owe me 3 of your awards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# They are given, sir
When deemed appropriate.

Deliberate acting up means you get disqualified.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I daren't even ask...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# He'd had a bit too much at a little absinthe bar in Notts
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# The women in the back keeps on looking at his cock bulge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# She is his girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# So that's why she looks a bit embarrassed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# HAHA, Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# You gave me one
Then you were going to give me another and you couldn't find the award, then the other day I nearly made someone puke because of what I said and you weren't about
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That's my point.
That's not nice behavior, hence disqualification.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# gahhhhhhhhh :P
does this count?
www.b3ta.com/board/9517474
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# you've either got it
or you ain't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# You're not allowed to ask for them!
Them's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# GLORIOUS JOBBIE MARQUEE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :D
  o
)C
  o
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Mr Breast Crockery*!
All well?

*Cleaned up version ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I'm good. Waiting for Friday night to start. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Recovering, ta
Weekend! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# rip is fuuuckin
heeeed aaaffff!
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# B&W?...
...GJM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)