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# Good Evening Bitches


Originally intended for him to ride a liopleurodon, but felt harsh depriving the man of oxygen.

Alternatively, for those of you currently inclined to Rainbow Dinosaurs:

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# this contains words I didn't know existed
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
#
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# no
I knew that one. I also know floccinoccinihilipilification
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I think I've been there
is it near llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# They are twin towns I think
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# contrafrabulary
indivisiabilitacious
unmixartucated
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# something to do with invisible diseased rabbit police
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Fungible autodidactic quale
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Bitch were an American heavy metal band, formed in Los Angeles in 1981. They gained notoriety as a result of their live performances which included sadomasochism and bondage themes.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Take That rode unicycles last night. Is that similar?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Why wasn't I informed?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# there was a PA announcement for you
when you didn't rush to the stage they presumed you were in another country
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# they are so gonna get it
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hahah the phrase "bondage themes"
makes it sound as if they sat around sipping weak tea and discussing the relative merits of rope and leather.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# "I'm not really one for spanking
But those new leather whips are simply divine. Pass the battenberg?"
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I do say, these handcuffs are awfully cold on my wrists
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# this is full of obscure dino-win!
welcome!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hello, over-familiar new person.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I suspect it's Little Johnny Bimbles.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# haha!
I was never that chatty at the start. He must be American.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# How very dare you!
Nope, lived in Newcastle my entire life. I'm just overly confident.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Only joshing!
The tesco reference gave you away... ;)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# tescos
may be shit, but thanks to their provision of sporks to customers, my flatmate and I have avoided washing cutlery for the last 6 months :)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# the sporks!
the shit on them will breed

and there'll be a spork monster

and it'll destroy everyone with it's bloodlust!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I am imagining a landfill site
in the North East consisting mainly of plastic sporks...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# If
I had a digital camera I would take a photo of the kitchen drawers that is dedicated to sporks. Student life at it's finest.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Evening? Bitches?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Utahraptors?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ...said the polite pimp, as he entered the dark echoing room where his bitches should have been.
"Dammit", he thought, "I said to meet me here after dark! Those bitches sure are unreliable!"
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Gonna teach those bitches a lesson they won't forget
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# "When the big hand is on the motherfucking 12
and the little hand is on the motherfucking 1, what motherfucking time is it bitches?"
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# They're so gonna to get taught
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Motherfucking utahraptor!
This made me laugh like a loon :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# You appear to have the time of day wrong.
This concludes that you must be from Forrin, therefore any word you say cannot be taken seriously.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# The first one is utter win :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# This is the kind of movie poster photoshopping I approve of.
welcome!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)