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# BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH edit


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(dum.dum.dum.dummm I do like eating ice-cream, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# if you edit the XP registry and add a DWORD value of 1 to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\i8042prt\Parameters\CrashOnCtrlScroll then XP will do a BSOD when you press Right Ctrl+Scroll lock twice
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I installed a BSOD screensaver on a friend's computer once
Didn't really fool anyone though, let down.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I remember that screensaver.
About a decade ago when I was an IT guy for a firm, I installed that screensaver on a number of PCs. I used to enjoy the responses of the users
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# best trick I ever did was to use the old "prt scrn" button, use photoshop to save the file as a jpg
make it the background and then turn all the icons off.

Then stand back and watch the fun.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
That also reminds of covering the mouse's ball with sticky tape. Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Did it sqweak?
And what happened to it's other ball?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)
# I've done this with much success
always good laughs
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Back in the early days of Mac OS - they came out with ResEdit - all kinds of mischief was possible
and a friend of mine developed a "System Error Bomb" that exploded after a series of dire warnings and melted down whatever was on the screen into random pixels then everything would go black! Took forever to come back to the original page while the Mac owner was freaking out. This was way before most people had modems, so it had to come in on a floppy disc...

ah, the good ol' days!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Here
technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558.aspx
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)
# You should have pulled the mouse and keyboard out
Funny as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
# everything is all vista here,
otherwise i might be foolishly tempted to mess with my registry
(dum.dum.dum.dummm I do like eating ice-cream, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I see those once or twice a day :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# then you're doing it wrong
"lol"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I think it's my graphics card
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)
# i thought it might have been my lack of memory
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# maybe it needs more juice
if you are using up to date drivers and it fucks up don't use them!

if you are using out of data drivers and it fucks up, update!

(yes, this doesn't make sense)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I have tried both of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
# REINSTALL LIFE 95 FROM FLOPPY BOOT DISK
 
FUCK NOW I'M POOR AND LIVING WITH MY PARENTS, THIS SUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)
# BUGGER!
I'M GOING TO BE SWEARING AT THE SCREEN FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS.
AS I HAVE TO REINSTALL LIFE 95 FROM 176, 5.25 INCH DOUBLE DENSITY 360K, FLOPPY DISKS.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I remember when life didn't even have its own hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
# we started as a stack of punch cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Everyone is related to Blaise Pascal and Charles Babbage one way or another
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Turing was bent
ergo, all computers are gay
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Man, I got a PINK screen the other day
And I can't reinstall XP. Fuck.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Mine was YELLORANGREEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
# My BIOS screen got orange after that, actually
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Congratulations
You got the GAY SCREEN OF DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I'm not surprised
this is the gay shift after all
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
# MY NEW WALLPAPER!!!!
YAY
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 5:29, archived)