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# one of these things tastes better than t'other


really should go and work rather than being here, but, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Preeeeetty.
I want to post all the new work I've done, but can't as I have to save it for my stupid show.
Also I would def eat the top one, the barnacle-y things look like iced gems.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Show It Anyway!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Mustn't, the work must be pure and virginal and new.. pure and virginal and new..
Anyway London chap, I FULLY expect you to be there *taps foot* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# If it's after August 8th, it may be tricky.... I'll try, though.
/115-or so miles up the motorway blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Ah.. you're moving aren't you, bumholes.
It would be lovely to have you there but no pressure or anything, obviously. I'LL BRING THE SHOW TO YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Well, that seems like, by far, the best solution.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Are you going to post it after your show?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oh god yes.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Good :D
It's too far for me to go at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
I shall be there and I shall be laughing at you not being there!

/won't actually be laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'll make sure my next show is in a van,
I'll drive around the land knocking on B3tan's doors and refusing to leave until they click their fingers, scream that they like me and draw me on the front of their house.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# You're Nuts
You really are.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# If there is a better way to be, I don't want to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Where can we sign up for this?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I thought you'd gone to Spain?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'll be in Birmingham soon enough!
That's like spain......
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Ha, so I've heard ;)
You have taken the Mres or whatever then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I've got nothing else to do
Haven't had a formal offer yet, but it's basically mine.
I just need something to do right now.
Im so fucking bored
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Go shooting squirrels with rubber bands.
That'll be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I want money, not dead animals
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Sell the pelts to vagrants.
Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Where I live is now (when the weather is good)
full of cunts from london enjoying the seaside.
I dont think they want dead squirrel fur
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Ah, ok then.
What you need is a cheap shipment of Lambrini....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I have no money to my name.
I am massively in debt.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Just stick your head out of the window and scream 'Fanny'
mwahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I don't think that'll go down too well with the locals
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I just did that,
My mum shouted at me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I like this greatly.
So, I shall *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# nurn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I have mastered the chinese burn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Your Purple Nurple
needs some work done on it tho... GO paint the fence Gronkpan-san
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hmm?
nurn (v.): To attempt to continue a task after a cat has placed itself in the way.

...i'm not sure i trust urban dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That's very very nice.
Really sorry to TJ, but NEW SPAM!!!!!

Hello.
 
We got acquainted with you on a site  familiar, and to me were so pleasantly with you to get acquainted. But I would like to study you more.
  
And I have recollected, that you gave me the electronic address, and I have decided to write to you.
 
I do not remember exact your address, but I very much hope that it you. And I shall write to you below about me, that you could recollect me.
 
Some words about me. My real name  - Alina friends name me Ali
 
My age 28. I have been given birth August, 27-th, 1981, my sign on the zodiac - Deva, mine growth - 176 sm, weight - 56 kg. I have blond hair and brown eyes.
Friends speak, that I am the attractive, optimistic, kind and sensitive person. I love theatre, a museum, I like to be engaged in aerobics and I visit sports a hall, but work borrows a lot of my time.
 
At leisure I like to read books, to look cinema and to prepare. O! Yes, I prepare very well, and I like to try new dishes.
 
I search for true love , my best friend and the soul mate. I want to meet the reliable and responsible person  who will be the special person  for me. I only need in one special person  and I have no any interest  in others.
I put a photo, what you knew my person, please tell to me that you think of my photo - well? Also I want to ask, that you have sent me some your photos!
 
I am very open also me easily to learn, so please ask me something.
 

Please write only to my personal e-mail: [email protected]

 
Please tell to me more about you, and send to me your picture.
 
I wait your message,
your Alina !


Any b3tans who are fond of counter-spamming these sorts of people, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# counter spamming just gives them a bunch of new email addresses, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Well not counter spamming in that sense, just following them up and seeing how long you can string them along for.
Rather a fad in certain blogging circles, so trendy people keep telling me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# so a sort of 419 baiting but with people who aren't potentially dangerous?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I'd have thought if you followed this up far enough you'd find suitably dangerous Russian mafia types waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha
"My age 28. I have been given birth August, 27-th, 1981, my sign on the zodiac - Deva, mine growth - 176 sm, weight - 56 kg. I have blond hair and brown eyes.
Friends speak, that I am the attractive, optimistic, kind and sensitive person. I love theatre, a museum, I like to be engaged in aerobics and I visit sports a hall, but work borrows a lot of my time.

At leisure I like to read books, to look cinema and to prepare. O! Yes, I prepare very well, and I like to try new dishes."

it's like the "write about yourself" task in one of my year 6 french classes. "je m'appelle l'amy, j'aime la musique et art, j'aime aller au parc..." etc etc
(fuck, i had to give up on that and just use babel, damn you crappy education!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# It did actually have a picture as well.
But I'm at work so no way am I clicking on that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# O! Yes, I prepare very well
What picture did she send you?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Hide 'n' seek

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# good work woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Jeccy?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# thank you man!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Like this lots
modern Aubrey Beardsley?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
my influances are pretty easy to spot
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)