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# Twitter shits all over Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
Cameron condemns Tweeters as twats tr.im/uzS3 Blows election hopes with microblogging tirade
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# the whole debate
www.b3ta.com/links/and_speaking_of_tw_ts
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# He's such a shithead

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'd love to see a shit come out during one his speeches.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# a shit with a pair of big eyes and a wide smile
and it waves and shouts "WHY HELLO THAR!!" in a dodgy texas accent

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# is that a fucking Liverpool 08 badge he's got on?
who the fuck let him wear that? coulda sworn the directions for use included the line "not suitable for complete dickheads"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I hardly think he's blown his chances
by upsetting people who will be too busy telling the internets about how pissed they were last night to be bothered to go out and vote.

That and the fact labour couldn't buy votes at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Still, I hope his cock falls off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# oh, of course...
I didn't say I liked the fellow... quite the opposite in fact, but until the electorate realise that Labour/Conservative is just two sides of the same self-serving coin, this country is going to slip further and further down the global toilet...

Oh my, where did TAHT come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# COME ON YOU YELLOWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
its true. i may have exagerrated, but he's still probably upset enough people to reduce his majority. (hopefully)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Haha, awesome
just when you think UK polilols can't get any more ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I still get a good chuckle on me whenever i think "boris johnson is the mayor of london"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ^ this
...and I love how people defend him as well - 'oh he's a really intelligent guy - all that buffoonery is just an affectation'.

O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# oh he is very intelligent. that doesn't change the fact he's a collosal arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
Being intelligent is no guarantee of being good at a particular job either.

Having 4 A levels wouldn't be any use to me digging a road so how does a degree in 'Classics' qualify him to run the biggest city in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# This however, is not true
as /links has just told you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# heheh
we'll agree to disagree.
*shakes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# *reciprocates*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# No it doesn't.
And whoever came up with the idea of coupling up twitter feeds and facebook should be taken outside and shot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# What about combining it with Digg and other shite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Keel zem! Keel zem all!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# but the the picture says it does
so it does. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Well you can't argue with that - the camera never lies, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *carries out shooting*
*buries in mass grave*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Not worthy of it's own thread, but
I spotted this cab in Berlin on my holiday and thought of you guys...

(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# That is the best reply in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# and that was the worst ;)

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# We so need to get a life...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ahahah
yes!

*looks at tumblr*
*is impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# get with the times
www.biro.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I already had it bookmarked man.
you don't update it much :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *follows*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# so, so good :)
the disabled animals flying club makes my whole face explode :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :)
"cutting" satire:

myspace just sits in the corner crying and masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# HappyToast and CockWeasle
condemn our actions.

cease and desist! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# *seizes*
*de-cysts*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *wipes clean*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# My pointless waste of time and self importance is better than your pointless waste of time and self importance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# says he
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# and I'll lead you all wherever you may be
and I'll lead you all in the dance said he
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
said he settee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# heheh
herring?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# no thanks i prefer mackerel
but more like british classroom circa 1986, as with much of my humour unfortunately :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Bangin' Tune
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# How eerily concise

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# My circular topped alternative to a screw
seems to have been struck precisely by your peen backed apparatus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Incorrect.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# wrong
twitter has no scrabble facility.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# no
scrabble opls.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# in english please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Always thought Scrabble was always more fun to play physically,
than on a social networking site.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# :O
*points*
*mutters*
*wipes eyes*
*re-reads name*



THOR!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I HAZZZ TEH POWERRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hello buddy
i hope you're keeping well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# keeping putting one foot in front of the other
how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# not too bad
freelancing, but not enought to pay bill so still looking out for perminant job while plodding on with the freelancing and trying to get my secret project off the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# exactly!
:)

/oh, and Brian Blessed is playing your Dad
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# REALLY?
give me proof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ..
www.imdb.com/name/nm0000306/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Just found half a dozen articles
seems it was common knowledge a month ago, can't believe I didn't hear him shouting it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# i couldn't think of anyone better to play him
brian is my earth father.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)