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[challenge entry] So it came to pass...the Dark Lord unleashed the Clitoris of Doom

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I don't think any of the have ever unleashed a Clitoris of any form.
Mucked around with and bollocksed up maybe, but not unleashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ha ha ah! I just thought of a lolsome joke!
What is the collective term for the biggest porn stars in the world?

The Clitoratti!

LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# augh...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# /unlurks

/slaps

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *paints self blue*
You can't see me! You can't see me!

*kicks Mediocre in the balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# You can't see me
as I am lurking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I can't see you because I have you on ignore actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Meh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *sees nothing*
Where's my b3taday pic? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hey! I'm lurking here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hoodies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Did you know
that in japanese, "kuri" (pronounced culi) means "hazelnut", "to" means "and", and "risu" (pronounced "lisu") means "squirrel"

....so phonetically when Japanese say "clitoris" it could be easily mistaken for "hazelnut and squirrel".

I'm sure I could have explained this more amusingly but I've not had enough sleep and OH JUST FUCK OFF

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# arrrgghh!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# You love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaargh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Clitoris?
No wonder the fellowship struggled to find it! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I heard he couldn't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Top shop
Peter in his true light, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Ta Jahled
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# oo burny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Burny Steak House?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# "I'd like to order the Joan of Arc with a side order of Witch."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Would you like that with a side order of weighing less that a duck with that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# oh, yes please, but hold the "heathen" - I have a pagan allergy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaha! top 'shoppage, N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I somehow doubt that Mandy would have
the slightest interest in Clitori,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Isn;t it the new Renault?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ha ha The New Renault Clitori
One you park it, you take ages finding it again :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)