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[challenge entry] Probably bindun

I guess the words could go on the back of a T Shirt

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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Nice one :) *clicks*
TJ: Help, b3tans!

This song below is utter shit of the highest order, but I need to identify from which song the trumpet riff at the beginning is stolen (before the twat starts his shit German rapping)

Any ideas: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dknPM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# is he singing about beer and snitzel?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Most likely
I couldn't get past 40 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# why?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Because it's shit and he's a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# you mean he is not completely humiliated by that video?
he is actually pleased with himself?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yes - and all the women think he's sexy and the men think he's cool and want to be him
It's a tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I think that every time i reduce my operations count from N^3 to N^2log2(N)
the brutal reality sets in about an hour later when I walk into a wall.

ed: yeh yeh, originally said "sets a about later when"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# it always sets in a about later for me
Maybe your legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# typos aren't my fault, it's because i walked into a wall.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# are they are the German UB40?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Set your sights much, much lower.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# There is a shitness below UB40, then there is no hope for us at all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Come to Germany
You will find new low levels of musical talent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I entertained myself this morning
by putting Viva on the telly.

I say "entertained". I meant "didn't entertain".

I say "didn't entertain". I meant "tortured myself".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I like shite music for it shiteness
Mainly because most of it makes me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# 's not "Give me Hope, Johanna" by Eddie Grant, is it?
Not up on my reggae songs, sorry

Also sounds a little bit like a Robert Palmer song from the 90's "Change his ways"

www.last.fm/music/Robert+Palmer/_/Change+His+Ways

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# YOU BEAUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# All part of the service, sir! ;)
But do listen to the Heavy Nova Robert Palmer song to be sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yes, it does sound like it :D
I actually realised I know that song now I hear it :|
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Well they say there's nothing new under the sun
Certainly there are so many new cover versions of what I consider to be classics that it really gets me steamed. Most of then are an abomination to the ears and an insult to the intelligence.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I hear ya, brother.
I have a special place in my dungeon for those people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Thanks, bro, but I'm a sister, LOL!
And I have the girl bits to prove it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *monocle drops out*
Good lord, my apologies, Madame

Sorry to read about your kitty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# The name would be a clue, princess :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Shazzoir?
In what way is that a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Think Essexs girls name
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# possibly derives from Sharron
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh right
In that case I am also female and my real name is Diana. Clue's in the name Dixon, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# naaaaaaaaaah moite...
names with a strong sound in them typically get shortened and zza stuck on the end:
so barry=bazza
gareth=gazza
sharron=shazza
warren=wozza (typically)
etc.

so you can't be the people's princes :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Is your name Thomas then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# it doesn't have a strong r sound. they come from below...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# which what I said, I just couldn't get the words in the right order :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha! What he said!
Shazzoir just sounds a wee bit more cosmopolitan than the common old 'Shazz' variant. One of my ex work colleagues coined the Shazzoir name about ten years ago, and it stuck. I actually quite like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# is it pronouced shazz-wah?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Sure is sunshine
Like Renoir but with a Shazz. Kinda.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I have an LG Renoir.
Trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Kerry Dixon,
That'll confuse them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# KEZZA DICKO!! YA POOFTAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# see you got it
shazzor if othen used to call ladies called sharron
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Maybe your leg had just grow too? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# No, not today
But I now hate HM Revenue and Customs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I always hate customs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'm Aussie, shortening things and putting zza, o or ie on the end is natural as skulling beer to me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That would make you phonetically speaking, kebazza
Correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# haha, my name can't really have a lot done with it, other that sticking a y, right in the middle
then it's hilarious!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Or on the end....
then you'd be k3b/-\by!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Aw, thanks, Dix
I still have my sad days, but they are getting further apart.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# The sad days will never go away but the good memories will shine through :)
I miss my silly kitties too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *reads*
I still miss my cat Timmy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I know
They burn so bright but for a fraction of our lives.

Sorry, got something in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I had Timothy Catchermouse from the age of 2
until I was 19/20. He had a good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Kimba was born on the end of my bed in 1993
He had never known a day when I wasn't around, apart from my brief sojourn to the USA in late '07, and Russell told me he went off his food and sat at the front window almost non-stop for the three weeks I was away. I decided that I couldn't do that to him again. Little hairy bugger slept next to my head every single night - getting used to that warm furry body not being there whenever I reached up to 'his' pillow has been hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :(
I picked Timmy out of the pet shop, and the night he died, I got inm from the pub and saw he was on his way out. He hadn't been well for a couple of weeks. I sat up with him till the early hours till he died. I loved him so much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's good that you were able to be with him
when his time came. That's the ultimate thing we can do, to be there for them, comfort them, it's what I hope for myself when my time comes. I bet you are teary now, just thinking about Timmy. You'd be in good company. And yeah, I miss my little man something dreadful. My, it's dusty in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# pics or it isn't true!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# i'm hastily trying to find my webcam here...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Now now, you saucy lad!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Is it Asereje by Las Ketchups?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# YOU'RE THEIR BIGGEST FAN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I am.
I am a massive fan of their dads music too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :(
The URL contained a malformed video ID.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# YOU'RE a malformed video ID!
Oh, I see. Well, I destroyed the link after Shazzoir gave me what I was looking for. I'm selfish like that. mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry, I couldn't even find a version on RP's webpage
'twas a rocking little number with squeezebox accordion and 'wimbaweh' backing track too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# well said
clicked !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# YES!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Win
that is all
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Front Page this man
immediately.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# jolly decent of you
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# heheheh...
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# bindun?
in a way - on video...
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9ut27_mps-expenses-financial-gainspotting_news
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# That is fantastic
Was it you who did it? That is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# cheers!
yup, it was me - took bloody ages...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# FULL. OF. WIN. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I like this
doesn't rely on stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)