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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Is dead rising a cool game?
I just bought a xbox 360.....

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# buy Dead Space
looks very good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# yeah but I'm a big sissy
loved left 4 dead tough :-D on the pc
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# It's suppossed to be
I thought it was fun, but the save system is an absolute cunt.

And I think left 4 Dead has, erm, left it for dead.

Dead Space is awesome though for good scares
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Ning Joey!
How do? Did you watch the match last night? How good was your boy?!?! Fucking cracking is how!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Thing is, whenever I say he's better than Walcott
everyone just says "well, you would say that".

He was fucking brilliant last night, just a shame he didn't score that chance he had.

Great match though... not getting too excited yet though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I think that both of them, on their days,
would be extremely close to each other quality wise. However, you must admit that he has failed to live up to expectations largely the last couple of years. I for one was screaminig for SWP last night, but that's probably why I'm not getting 5 million a year like Capello ;)

Also, not getting excited? What's wrong with you man? We've pretty much already got the cup in our cabinet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# It's the Sun-reader mentality!
We're the best in the world!!!! It's our Fucking RIGHT!"!"!!!

Yes, on our day, we can give anyone a game, but we know through YEARS of bitter experience that when it matters, luck doesn't go our way.

I'd be happy with the semi's (pfft)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Yeah, I know.
Still, it does look like we are performing to a higher percentage of our ability than at any time before in my life.

One of my mates said last night, "Well at least we can go out in the quarters in South Africa. It will make a nice change of scenery...."

I however am much more of the opinion that it will be more Italia '90 and Terry to end up in sheds of tears :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# oooh, I hope so
that's always good for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Why? Do you have to play the whole level before you can save?
And is it just zombie killing or are there any special beasts/mutant fucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# You want beasts? YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKING BEASTS?
Then this is what you want!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypGxYM3MHqY
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
My, even after two minutes, that game looks tedious

Morning Chico
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I played it again recently and yes, it is highly tedious :D

Ning Mediocre! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I am quite well

Thought I was coming down with a serious flu last night, but woke up feeling 95% better, so it isn't going to spoil my weekend away after all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Yay :D
I am going to the dentists later to get fitted for a cap on my front tooth! For the first time in 10 years, I will not have a chip in my tooth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Yay!

That reminds me that I have to visit a dentist some time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I popped along a few months back because I had horrendous toothache,
and discovered that as I am an unemployed bum, I get free dentistry. Here's to "Socialism"!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
that's a oldie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# It's autosaves
but not after each mission

You may find yourself having to re-do three or four missions
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# either that, or it saves in such a way you have limited time to get to the next vital mission....
btw does anyone have any tips on how to diffuse the bombs in teh basement section? never managed to get through that bit, and got bored of the gmae....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Cut the red wire....
/unhelpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# damn you sushi, DAMMMNNNN YOOOOUUUU!
nings!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Is that on three or after three?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Where?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *smacks ghosty round the head with a ladder*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# we ALWAYS go on three!
It's always ONE - TWO -THREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# But is it:
One-Two-Three-Go;

or

________[GO]
One-Two-Three
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Cut the blue wire...
/even less helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# damn you joe, DAMMMNNNN YOOOOUUUU!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Cut The Wire
/The Shield is much better blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# press all the keys at once
always works
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Up+Down+Up+Down+A+B+B+A+A+B+B+A
Oh no, hang on, that's the level selector code for Aladdin on the Mega Drive....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
I'm very tempted by that MegaDrive collection for the Xbox

Even though I never had a MegaDrive, and was shit at Sonic cos it was too fast
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
DO IT MAN! DO IT! Does it have Toejam and Earl on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:19, archived)
# sadly not
# Alex Kidd In The Enchanted Castle
# Alien Storm
# Altered Beast
# Beyond Oasis
# Bonanza Bros.
# Columns
# Comix Zone
# Decap Attack starring Chuck D. Head
# Dr. Robotnik's MBM
# Dynamite Headdy
# Ecco The Dolphin
# Ecco II: The Tides Of Time
# E-Swat
# Fatal Labyrinth
# Flicky
# Gain Ground
# Golden Axe I
# Golden Axe II
# Golden Axe III
# Kid Chameleon
# Phantasy Star II
# Phantasy Star III: Generations Of Doom
# Phantasy Star IV: The End Of The Millennium
# Ristar
# Shining In The Darkness
# Shining Force
# Shining Force 2
# Shinobi III: Return Of The Ninja Master
# Sonic 3D Blast
# Sonic And Knuckles
# Sonic Spinball
# Sonic The Hedgehog
# Sonic The Hedgehog 2
# Sonic The Hedgehog 3
# Streets Of Rage
# Streets Of Rage 2
# Streets Of Rage 3
# Super Thunder Blade
# Vectorman
# Vectorman 2

I haven't heard of half of these.

But Golden Axe, Altered Beast and loads of Sonics...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# It is worth it just for Columns, which is far superior to Tetris,
as everyone knows, and also the Streets of Rage Trilogy. AXEL FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I'm a Megadrive nerd
and played ALL of those back in the day. Muhaha.

P.s. I lasted about 10 minutes on Dead Rising... Tedious!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Oh and...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Arch....:(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# ^this
with bells and whistles and tinsel all over it. the need to hunt around for a loo or nursing station or whatever the heck it was, makes a quick session impossible, and makes your character seem like some incontinent or neurotic fool.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Do you get a nailgun?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Celebrity?
Hmm..e's not as famous as The Beatles ...Apparently.


Nice one Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# The amount of free advertising they are getting
NO ONE will ever be as famous as them EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Not even the dramatic chipmunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Not unless it releases a version of Pop Band Hero
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:41, archived)