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[challenge entry] this is so bad
I just can't do shadows and stuff

From the Seaside Amusements challenge. See all 187 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Now why didn't they have them when I was a kid?
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# you wouldn't have
appreciated them when you were a kid did they have bouncy castles at all that long ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Oi!
You cheeky young whippersnapper! The youth of today, they have no... no... what was I talking about? Oh yes; so there I was, sneaking up on the Boche with only a haddock for protection...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# At least you weren't
sneaking up on the Haddock with only the Boche for protein.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ha!
Coffee on chin incident...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)
# What?
Breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# They seem to
be having fun!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# weeee !!
cracking !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Believe me...
I ain't looking for shadows and stuff:)

Mmm... Dreamy...
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# BTW
Anyone know whose boobs those are?

Sorry, I like breasts, I apologise:)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)
# They belong
to the lady who posted them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Would it be wrong of me...
To purr like a kitten right now?
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# No,
as long as you don't get obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Obscene?
No, just a gentle pleasant purr...
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Allow me to join you.
Fthththththththweeeeengggg.

I kind of messed that up.
(_, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# It's "prhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrh" isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah.
"prhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhruuuuúúúúngggGGKALACHZRGHIARRRGH!"
(_, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# isn't that the sound
of getting your bits caught in a large dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# B3tan to it
.....but it's a great score in Scrabble
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# This is the difference
twixt man and woman. Woman don't have this problem.
(_, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# kinda depends
where you hold the dictionary and how saggy you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# have you just
trapped your nuts in the door?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I believe they belong
to a b3tan bab3.

[EDIT] A specific bab3.
(_, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# they're mine
I wouldn't use anyone else's without permission...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# they're Jadevipers very own
set
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# it's all fune and games,
until someone loses a show down the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# a show?
what, a full orchestra, cast of 40, props, scenery, costumes etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)
# are
they that big? blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Yeah,
they all fall into the Orchestra pit and never emerge again.

but still you hear the distant chorus line......
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Yeah
But what a way to go!!! I can only HOPE to be that lucky...
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# What a strange wish,
"Dear Lord, please let me fall into an enormous bouncy castle type cleavage whilst playing a Tuba. Amen."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I can do
without the tuba... Just the falling into the cleavage will suit me just fine...

EDIT: What I wouldn't give a for a 1024x768 wallpaper of that to replace my current one:)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# No tuba?
How would you complete the symphony!?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# my camera
doesn't have a high enough resolution for that
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Now that
Is too bad... Of course, I could tile you:)

Completing the symphony? I'd whistle:)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# oooooooh mindpiss...
see email
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# *boing*
wheeeee
woo! for bouncy-boobies castles
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# *boing boing boing*
now even I would like a bounce on a bouncy castle like that!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)
# your breasts
are nice
(_, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I hope they've taken their shoes off
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)