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# Inspired by Killerkitti


Felt pen and photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Are you sure they're not just small?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# this is a sad obsession you've got here badger
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# +18 points
for the sig
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# grunty!
have you been hiding lately, or am i just not as observant as i think i am?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *hides*
Not hiding, just really busy.
new job, location 'n stuff..

You well, chuck?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# yup!
i've lost 14st 5lbs so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Holy Fecking Jeebus!
Are you alright????

Seriously, are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# i'm great!
i'm a lot fitter and healthier than i've been since i was about ten. seriously, to say i was a heifer would be an understatement!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Well, good for you, pickle!
That's amazing stuff; It really is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# cheating is where it's at ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Nonsense!
Props to you, ma'am...

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# holy fuck
well done. I lost 6 stone once and it was a lot of work, but well worth it... though it's starting to come back...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# ah, but i cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ah, yes, I remember...
It's not cheating though, and there is quite a difference between losing 6 and losing 14+.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# i need to get down to 11
so i've got about 4 and a half still to go. that said, i do get a free tummy tuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# sweet
good luck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# ta!
the downside is, i could pin my arms to my sides and glide now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# what's wrong with with being 15 stone?
unless you're 5foot 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# um
i AM 5ft 3...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# According to BMI, 15 stone is overweight unless you're over 6 foot 6
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# BMI: Because everyone who likes a pie now and then should be dead by all rights.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# BMI fails to take account of percentage of muscle mass.
Doctors don't use the standard BMI calculation anyway. There is a more complicated version that uses a person's waist measurment as well as their height to calculate their approximate cubic volume and cross reference that against weight and height.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I've never had my waist measured at my GP but I have had my BMI calculated.
I know it's not perfect, and certainly not for groups like hardcore athletes or body builders. I expect it's still useful as predictive indicator for things like heart disease.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Congrats!
When's the swimsuit issue of "b3ta Monthly" due out?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# when i get a new swimsuit
the old one could fit 2 of me in it now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ahh, just do without...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# haha
b3ta demands porns
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# no chance!
i'm from the north, it's cold here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Just go down Smith Street
There's always a nice warm fire burning there.

Shame none of the houses have fireplaces...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# heheheh
i'm going mad over clothes, as soon as i buy something, it's too big! i'm desperately in need of pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Noooo, no PJs
The revenue from www.smashmonkeysbedroom.com will plummet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# cut me in
and i'll wear my little black negligee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I've already sent in the picture of me in my speedos but strangely, I haven't heard back yet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# i'm shell shocked, how fucking fat were you?
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# honestly?
just before the op, i weighed in at 29st 13lbs.
that was 14 months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# blimey, that is fucking huge, well done to you getting it shifted, i'd imagine life is tough at that sort of size
most lifts can't carry that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# very true
my back was getting the worst of it. still, this is what can happen after 15 years of being ill. listen to your doctors and they'll have you giving up hope and lying in your bed. fuck 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# she must have been 22st at the very least right?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# yeah, and the rest! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# those sheep are black, i'm not happy about this
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# i feel sorry for the rest of their family
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# you know what i'd like to see
offensive paint friday, make something highly offensive in paint in under 15k and post it, i'd like that, it won't happen, cunts need their shit fucking up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# all cunts need their shit fucking up on a friday
fo' sho'
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# i do not like this
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# mmmm, welsh black faced sheep
tastiest lamb money can buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# brushed with a tiny bit of Olive Oil,
some coarsely ground black pepper, and then grilled.

nom nom nom nom....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# stop it, you're making me hungry!
also, no rosemary?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Nah, really big chunks of black pepper do
the job just fine.

Spot of Greek Salad alongside, top dinner - right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# just so long as there's no mint sauce
lamb is subtle, mint sauce kills the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Phwoar *hungers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# *rustles up the char-grill*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *gets plate and cutlery*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I'm not chargrilling those!
Have you lost your mind, Trelly?

No amount of marinade would sort that out!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)