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# New Image Challenge up

Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies.
Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly.

Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths -
assuming we still had a woolworths.

*this is where the challenge lies
thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Adblocked.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Re: Research and Development
I liked the bit where you made vimod's zamboni and then drove it into a hunter's face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# No I never drove it into a hunter. Rad mod though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Oh, was it one of the big ones then? I forget.
I liked all the sprays of the A-Team in the barn where you build it though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Oh the Guardians. Yeah that bit was pretty cool.
I liked the Chopper fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Nah, after that.
Didn't you nitro boost your little cart into a stryder or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Damn
Just finished my "Where's the fucking compo" animation
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ung ung ung ung ung.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You said it mate
You said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Shiny, polished bollocks.
"Please don't post reposts in new threads"
"Please stick to the challenge brief"
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# it does sound like a good compo, but it's all going to go wrong... this boad WILL fill up with NSFW posts, even with specific instuctions
IF it all goes tits (cocks, cunts, arse etc) up, PLEASE consider switching the compo
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm just going to post every image on my hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I dunno
I'm liking this more than last week's
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# well it does sound like it could be funny, but if there is an influx of stuff that may well get people fired, I just hope the /board is really well modded this week...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# you're fucking kidding me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# /\
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(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ah a NSFW SWF challange!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I've yet to see any shockwave flash entries so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# this is a REALLY bad idea.....
.... I may have to stay off B3ta for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Oh dear! (This is going to be a train wreck)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)